FIVE MANSCAPING RULES, ACCORDING TO WOMEN [FYI]

A new documentary called “Mansome” comes out in select theatres this weekend…..It’s by Morgan Spurlock . . . the guy from “Super Size Me” . . . and it’s about the rising popularity of “manscaping”. A lot more guys are willing to do it now, because they know women like it.  But we’re pretty clueless about HOW to manscape.  So ModernMan.com asked WOMEN what men should shave and what they shouldn’t.

 

LISTEN TO OUR MANSCAPING CHAT ON THE PLAYER BELOW:

Here are the five rules they came up with. Ladies…..feel free to let us know if you agree or disagree with the list.

#1.)  Shave or Wax Your Back, but Keep It a Secret.  Basically, they want you to do it if you have a lot of back hair.  But they’d rather not know about it.

#2.)  Don’t Shave Your Chest Hair, but Trim It if It Gets Out of Control.  If you need to clean it up a little bit, use trimmers.  Don’t shave everything, and don’t get it waxed. The only time it’s even ACCEPTABLE to shave all your chest hair is if you’re in outstanding shape.  Otherwise, leave a little.

#3.)  Never Completely Shave Your Package.  One woman said it best, quote, “It makes me think he’s trying too hard, or [he’s] a weirdo who loves staring at his naked crotch.” On the other hand, don’t let it get TOO crazy down there.  They say to use scissors or trimmer . . . never wax . . . and be VERY careful.

#4.)  Don’t Shave Your Face on Weekends.  If you HATE having facial hair . . . or SHE hates it . . . then by all means shave.  But apparently a lot of women like it when you’re scruffy sometimes.

#5.)  Don’t Shave Your Arms or Your Legs.  Again, one of the women they talked to nailed this one.  She said, quote, “I would find it very, very odd if a guy waxed his arms and legs and wasn’t a cyclist or a swimmer.” We assume the same thing goes for the hair under your arms.

HERE IS THE MORGAN SPURLOCK MOVIE TRAILER FOR “MANSOME”

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One Response to FIVE MANSCAPING RULES, ACCORDING TO WOMEN [FYI]

  1. Ninjette says:

    I am not a fan of manscaping, really. I prefer a hairy, rugged man. Now the back hair? I agree, wax that ish and PLZ don’t tell us or anyone about it, lol. But no other manscaping. If you are SUPER hairy, then a trim is ok, but don’t shave it all off, thats disgusting.

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