So today we need your help in picking the DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY. Will it be nominee #1) The man in the army who recently was killed…only to have his two wives find out about each other at his funeral. #2) The man who had 30 kids with 11 baby mama’s who is looking for help with child support. OR #3) Who got caught parking in a handicap spot and responded to the reporter with, “Eff You, I hope you get Aids!”
DOUCHEBAG #1) Back on April 25th, 29-year-old U.S. Army Specialist Moises J. Gonzalez was tragically killed in a road accident in Afghanistan. And it’s sad it took something like THIS to make his death headline news. At his funeral in California yesterday . . . BOTH of his wives showed up. It was the first time they’d ever met each other, and neither had known he was married to the other. Moises has a son with each one . . . and one with a third woman too. His most recent wife is Ruth Bayona of Bakersfield, California. They got married in 2010 after Moises said he’d divorced his previous wife. But he hadn’t. He was still married to Darlene Garcia of Los Angeles, who he’d been with since 2003. He had been splitting time between both families. Ruth, his newer wife, says the Army didn’t notify her about her husband’s death . . . they had Darlene as his only wife on record. On top of that, since the second marriage isn’t legal . . . since Moises was still married . . . only Darlene will get his Army benefits.
DOUCHEBAG #2) Desmond Hatchett, a 33-year-old Knoxville, Tenn., resident, appeared in court this week to ask the state for child-support help.When you have 30 kids those bills do pile up. That total is believed to be the record in Knox county, according to reports and have been born by 11 different women. His youngest are toddlers; his oldest is 14. Hatchett reportedly asked the court to give him a break on his payments, claiming that he’s struggling to make ends meet with his minimum-wage job. Currently, the state requires him to divide 50 percent of his earnings among the 11 women, and he does, but some receive as little as $1.49 a month. How did Hatchett come to father so many children? He said he didn’t plan on it, but it just happened. Sure. He also revealed one dubious feat: “I had four kids in the same year. Twice,” he told Volunteer TV in 2009, adding that he was “done” having kids (he had only 21 at the time). Hatchett, who may want to consider the cost-benefit analysis of condoms, does not face any legal action because he has broken no laws.
DOUCHEBAG #3) Check out this news report from the Philadelphia CBS affiliate that took on the scandalous practice of people parking in spots reserved for the disabled. Don’t get us wrong; able-bodied people who park in handicapped spots are a-holes. But the “stalk a busy place and wait for people to park in the spot” trick is so tired, it died five years ago. Regardless, here’s one such douche being confronted by a KYW reporter and informing him he hopes he gets AIDS. Check out the video: HERE