HEADLINE HOOSHE: THE MYSTERY OF THE VANISHING VAN!

Last week, a 78-year-old woman in Georgia called the cops to tell them her dead husband’s 1973 Chevrolet van had been stolen from her front yard.  A few hours later, she called back and said it actually WASN’T stolen . . . it turns out her GRASS and WEEDS had grown SO HIGH, they completely hid the van.

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Check out today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE AUDIO:

Before we get into this, it’s important to note that a Chevy van is about six-and-a-half feet tall.  Picture one of those vans that kidnappers always drive in movies.  THAT’S the type of Chevrolet van we’re talking about here. On May 14th, a 78-year-old woman in Dacula, Georgia, called the police to report that her late husband’s 1973 Chevy van had been STOLEN from her front yard. The woman told the cops that the van was inoperative . . . and she was positive the doors had been locked . . . yet it had just disappeared. Later that day, she called the police back to tell them she’d FOUND the van.  And I hope she was at least a LITTLE embarrassed over what happened. It turns out the woman wasn’t much for landscaping . . . and her tall grass and weeds had grown SO HIGH they’d COMPLETLEY covered up the van.  The van that’s about six-and-a-half feet tall. She won’t be charged with making a false report.

THIS IS WHAT THE VANS LOOK LIKE…Imagine how high this bitches grass is…

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