Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us looking at the Maxim HOT 100. We also chat about Aresenio Hall and his return to TALK TV?! And we of course take a look at today’s CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and the WORLD FAMOUS PORNO Birthdays!
“Maxim” magazine released its annual Hot 100 list yesterday . . . and LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S ex-girlfriend BAR REFAELI tops it. You can see the list, and pictures of the top 20 by CLICKING HERE! It doesn’t make much sense to us that Stephen Colbert and Lois Griffin also made the list. Where did Kim Kardashian fit in? She didn’t. Did not make the list. Check it all out…and Bar Refaeli is hella HOT!
ARSENIO HALL won “Celebrity Apprentice” on Sunday night, and apparently that has totally made him the HOTTEST COMMODITY IN HOLLYWOOD. TMZ claims THREE networks are “very interested” in giving Arsenio a new talk show. “Sources” say one of them is NBC, the home of “Celebrity Apprentice”. They didn’t name the other two, but the rumor is that it’s Fox and TBS. Supposedly, Fox would want him for a weekly show on Saturday nights, and TBS wants a weekday show that would follow “Conan”. “The Arsenio Hall Show” ran in syndication from 1989 to 1994. And speaking of “Celebrity Apprentice”………PENN JILLETTE who was fired earlier in the season…..he’s in the in the news…..after he went on a five-minute rant on his podcast about PRESIDENT OBAMA and his hypocritical drug laws. CHECK IT BELOW:
Robin Williams is alive and well. The actor was the latest celebrity death hoax victim after the fake Global Associated News site reported that he’d fallen to his death. The story claimed that Williams “fell more than 50 feet to his death in a remote area of the Hahnenkamm mountains.” The actor’s rep confirmed it was in fact a hoax and that Williams is safe and sound.
NBC has fired “Community” creator Dan Harmon, so he won’t be back as the “showrunner” when the show returns next fall. This is the guy who got into it with CHEVY CHASE a while back. Since Harmon created the show, he’ll still be credited as a “consultant,” but he’s NOT happy about being dumped . . . and says he won’t actually offer any consulting. On his blog, he wrote, quote, “If I actually chose to go to the office, I wouldn’t have any power there. Nobody would have to do anything I said, ever. I would be ‘offering’ thoughts on other people’s scripts, [and] not allowed to rewrite them.” He says NBC didn’t give him a heads-up on this, so he doesn’t know why he was canned. But since Chevy’s status for next season is still up in the air, they definitely could’ve fired Harmon to entice Chevy to stick around.
A&E has canceled “Dog the Bounty Hunter” after eight seasons. A&E was reportedly negotiating with Dog’s people for a ninth season, but the talks broke down over “creative differences.” The show premiered in 2004, after Dog appeared on A&E’s “Take This Job” . . . a show about people with unusual careers.
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–Naomi Campbell – 42 (Supermodel who did community service for hitting her housekeeper over the head with her jewel-encrusted cell phone)
–Morrissey – 53 (Lead singer of The Smiths)
–Alison Eastwood – 40 (Clint’s sexy daughter who was nice enough to go naked in “Playboy” for us in 2003)
–Apolo Ohno – 30 (Speedskater and “Dancing With the Stars”champion)
–Ginnifer Goodwin – 34 (She was Bill Paxton’s third wife on HBO’s “Big Love”)
–Johnny Gill – 46 (New Edition AND solo singer who wants to “Rub You the Right Way”)
–Anna Belknap – 40 (Detective Lindsay Monroe on “CSI: New York”.)
–Ted Kaczynski – 70 (The Unabomber…..He’s currently serving life in prison without the possibility of parole.)
Satine Phoenix – 32 – Today’s birthday girl has taken more poundings than a heavy bag……in 98 fine films including:
“Hey Boys I’m Legal Volume 4”
“My Hot Wife is F’ing Blackzilla Volume 7”
“Superwhores Volume 12”
“I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing Volume 10”
“Face Invaders Volume 4”
“Lesbian Psychotherapists Volume 1”
“Mature Thunder Buns Volume 1”
“Who Needs a Soul Mate, Give Me a Hole Mate”