Pick your poison on today’s FULL SHOW BLOG. Want to see Sarah Silverman, Michelle Williams, and a pleasantly plump female nude? Got it. How about the latest addition to the Butt Ugly Bitches Gallery? Got it. The homeless dude who had his face eaten by a naked high dude? It’s on there. Or maybe the latest KATE UPTON photos…well, we’ve got those too. Maybe GOREis your thing…watch the drifting video from Saudi Arabia where a guys ARM GETS TORN OFF BY THE GROUND! Plus we have your Freaks of the Week w/ Mayor Fred, a brand new Drive By Whoring, and another round of GOOD NEWS! See all that and MUCH MORE all on today’s FULL SHOW BLOG
There’s a new indie film coming out called Take This Waltz. In it there is some nudity. If you’ve ever wondered what Sarah Silverman looks like naked, wonder no more. If you’ve ever wondered what Michelle Williams is shaved, wonder no more. CLICK FOR THE PICS
Welcome to the BUTT UGLY BITCHES section of the Woody and Rizzuto blog! If you ever hear us talking about an ugly, disgusting bitch….this is the place you can find the photo. Prostitutes, hookers, crack whores, and just generally disgusting bitches beware…You may end up as a W.A.R Butt Ugly Bitch CLICK HERE TO SEE THE GALLERY!
It was only a matter of time that we put this together. But here it is. It’s everything you need to know about Kate Upton. From her CatDaddy dance to her pictures from the SI Swimsuit shoot….you can find it all right here. Thank you little baby bearded Jesus…and…before you click: You’re welcome. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!
Check out this GRUSOME video of some idiots “drifting” in Saudi Arabia. The only thing that sucks about this is that they COULD have avoided it. How? By NOT doing it in the first place. The driver gets ejected and has his right arm ripped off, and died on contact with the ground. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO
Tons of good feedback from last week’s THE GOOD NEWS segment. Seriously, we have TONS of negative stories…but sometimes we just want to hit you with some TRULY GOOD NEWS! We have a couple more GOOD NEWS stories by CLICKIN’ HERE FOR THE GOOD!
MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!
Today’s Drive By Whoring is for MADISON who has been slutting her way around Washington County and just recently contracted Hep A and has been passing it around at free will. CLASSY! REAL CLASSY BITCH! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!
Check out 25-year-old Ambrosia Riche from Everett, Washington – she’s been accused of jumping into a random car and stabbing the driver. Now, she’s a fan of the meth…and you can tell by her pictures…but we want to know – does this bitch belong in the BUTT UGLY BITCHES GALLERY?! READ AND PLACE YOUR VOTE HERE
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to two old men fighting over $5 bucks. Now, this isn’t much, but when you incorporate some nudity, gun threats, trailers, a dog, and things being thrown at people…it’s elevates it to instant HOOSHE! HOOSHE NEWS HERE
In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat about Matthew Fox and a LOST co-star fueding. Also, the Hatfields and McCoy show does HUGE in the ratings. Ween is no longer a band…and of course we chat your CRAPPY BDAYS and PORNO BDAYS! CHECK OUT TODAY’S CRAP ON HERE
Today’s SPORTS has us talking about the Cardinals, some big losses to other MLB teams, plus one makes a big addition. The NBA and NHL Playoffs continue. Some UFC notes, a hike for the curse, and Tom Brady in a FunnyOrDie.com Video. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE
In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS its a quick chat about some news stories. We talk about a ROAD RAGE incident in O’Fallon over the weekend. And we chat about poachers needing to be warned in India, you may become the poached. READ ALL YOUR DISCOUNT NEWS HERE