In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat about Matthew Fox and a LOST co-star fueding.  Also, the Hatfields and McCoy show does HUGE in the ratings.  Ween is no longer a band…and of course we chat your CRAPPY BDAYS and PORNO BDAYS!

DOMINIC MONAGHAN . . . who played the heroin-addicted rock star Charlie on Lost . . . talked some MAJOR smack about MATTHEW FOX on Twitter the other day. It all started when one of Dominic’s female followers asked him to make Matthew get a Twitter account.Dom’s response was, quote, “He beats women.  No thanks.” Now, the first thing that comes to mind is that incident in August of 2011 . . . in which Matthew got hammered in Cleveland, Ohio, then tried to get onto a party bus full of people he didn’t even know. When the female bus driver tried to stop him, he ATTACKED her . . . hitting her in the BREASTS AND GROIN. But apparently, that’s not all Dominic was talking about. Because the woman said, quote, “I KNOW IT WAS WRONG BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE GOOD TIMES YOU HAD TOGETHER?!” And Dominic responded, quote, “How do you know we ever did?  You don’t know either of us.  He beats women.  Not isolated incidents.  Often.  Not interested.” Since then…..that post on Twitter has been deleted.

WEEN is officially DONE.  Singer AARON FREEMAN . . . a.k.a. GENE WEEN . . . says, quote, “It’s time to move on.  I’m retiring Gene Ween.  It’s been a long time, 25 years.  It was a good run.” For the record, the band didn’t end on bad terms.  He says, quote, “For me it’s a closed book . . . you have to close some doors to have others open.  There’s no, ‘[Gosh Darn] that such and such!’  For me, I’d like to think it’s a door I can close finally.” Unfortunately Aaron will continue to make music on his own. THIS JUST IN: Ween was still a band all this time….and NOBODY knew or cared.

Francesca Eastwood has been receiving death threats after destroying a $100,000 handbag. The 19-year-old reality star shredded the Birkin bag with a chainsaw and then lit it on fire — all for a photoshoot with her boyfriend Tyler Shields. Among the comments she’s been receiving online? “Some of us actually have to work and live check 2 check, spoiled rotten bitch to burn 100k bag.” and “You’re a stupid whore. How f***ing dumb can you be.” or “You should kill urself, ungrateful b*tch — wasted money when families can’t eat.” Francesca’s father is Clint Eastwood and she’s currently featured on E!’s Mrs. Eastwood and Company.


In the upcoming movie “The Paperboy”, NICOLE KIDMAN plays a trailer trash chick who wants to marry a prison inmate.  She also strikes up a little love thing with a younger man played by ZAC EFRON. And there’s even a scene where she PEES ON ZAC’S CHEST after he gets stung by a jellyfish. The movie has gotten some bad reviews at the Cannes Film Festival, but some critics are really digging Nicole’s performance.  Could she be in line for an Oscar nomination?

The History Channel attracted a record-breaking audience for the premiere of its “Hatfields & McCoys” miniseries on Monday night. 13.9 million people tuned in . . . making it the most-watched non-sports telecast in the history of basic cable. If you include the encore, more than 17 million people watched the premiere on Monday night.  For comparison, “The Bachelorette” averaged 5.8 million viewers on Monday, while “America’s Got Talent” pulled in 10 million. “Hatfields & McCoys” is airing in three parts.  The second episode aired last night, but there’s no word on the ratings for that yet.  The final part airs TONIGHT.

The Miami Dolphins will be featured on HBO’s “Hard Knocks” this summer.  It’ll premiere on August 7th.

A Slipknot greatest hits package called Antennas To Hell will be released on July 17th in North America, according to The first in a series of teaser clips to promote the album, this one spotlighting DJ Sid Wilson, has been posted online. In the meantime, Slipknot vocalist Corey Taylor has confirmed that the group is finally “putting together demos” for its fifth major label album, which it is expected to begin recording next year for a mid-to-late 2013 release.

An old letter MICHAEL JACKSON wrote to then-wife LISA MARIE PRESLEY is going on the auction block.  Michael tells Lisa Marie he hasn’t slept in four days, and signs off with, quote, “I’m crazy for you.  Love, Turd.” Check it out HERE.

NBC: Game 1 of the STANLEY CUP FINALS – Los Angeles Kings at New Jersey Devils.
CBS: The premiere of DOGS IN THE CITY
FOX: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE – Auditions continue in Los Angeles.
CW: The season finale of AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL
HISTORY: Part 3 of 3 of the highly rated mini-series HATFIELDS & McCOYS

–Cee-Lo – 37
–Manny Ramirez – 40
–Tom Morello – 48
–Ralph Carter – 51
–Marie Fredriksson – 54
–Ted McGinley – 54
–Jake “The Snake” Roberts – 57
–Colm Meaney – 59
–Gale Sayers – 69

PhotobucketAarielle Alexis – 26 – Today’s Birthday Bitch has been wrecked harder than Dale Earnhardt in 49 fine films including:
– Tinker With Me Stinker Vol 2
– Ballpark Gang
– Obscene Behavior Vol 3
– Not With My Wife You Don’t
– Paste My Face Vol 24
– Shhh Don’t Tell Your Momma
– Double Penetration Tryouts Vol 6
– Naporneon Dynamite
– Black Dong In Daddy’s Daughter Vol 2

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