THE 10 MOST POPULAR REASONS PEOPLE GET DUMPED [LIST/FYI]

There’s a website called WotWentWrong for people who want advice on unsuccessful relationships, and they came up with the top ten reasons men and women get dumped. Plus, some gal named Laura called in and seriously…ISH GOT WEIRD!

CHECK OUT THE AUDIO OF THIS SEGMENT HERE.  TRUST ME…YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT.  THANKS TO LAURA WE WERE OFF ON A WILD AND CRAZY TANGENT…THINGS GET WEIRD!

When women get dumped, the top ten reasons are:

#1.)  The guy isn’t ready for a relationship.

#2.)  She has bad hygiene.

#3.)  The guy doesn’t feel like he’s a priority.

#4.)  They fight too much.

#5.)  He thinks her sex drive is too low.

#6.)  She’s always late.

#7.)  He met someone else.

#8.)  She’s a bad kisser.

#9.)  The guy doesn’t see a future with her.

#10.)  She’s too hairy.

And the top reasons guys get dumped are:

#1.)  She found someone else.

#2.)  She thinks their eating habits are too different.

#3.)  He’s too high-maintenance.

#4.)  He’s too short.

#5.)  He doesn’t make enough to support the lifestyle she wants.

#6.)  He doesn’t make her feel attractive.

#7.)  He’s always late.

#8.)  She’s not attracted to him.

#9.)  They fight too much.

#10.)  She doesn’t feel like she’s a priority.

WAR POLL QUESTION: WHAT’S THE MOST SHALLOW REASON YOU’VE EVER HAD FOR BREAKING UP WITH SOMEONE? OR THE MOST SHALLOW REASON SOMEONE GAVE FOR BREAKING UP WITH YOU?

Leave your answers in the comments below!

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11 Responses to THE 10 MOST POPULAR REASONS PEOPLE GET DUMPED [LIST/FYI]

  1. Mike says:

    She pooped on my couch during sex. No joke. It was very awkward too say the least. I thought my cat just farted. In fact, i said, “ew i think the cat farted.” Then she got this terrified look on her face, reached down towards her ass, then ran to the bathroom. That was over ten years ago. Haven’t seen or heard from her since. Thank God for Spot Shot.

  2. Katie says:

    He told me he was leaving for the Air Force. Turns out he just wanted to date my friend behind my back.

  3. Jill says:

    He had a high pitched voice, sounded to me like he’d never gone through puberty.

  4. James Thurman says:

    This chick dumped me saying she wasn’t quite ready for a “serious” relationship yet, two weeks later she was engaged to some other dude.

  5. Ninjette says:

    He was WAY too short and OVERLY nice, like he was trying to compensate for his height with his cutesy-kindness, BLEGH!! Being short was a bad enough strike on him, but then he acts like a squishy-mushy, over-gifting, spineless, pushover?! No thanks. I’m out.

  6. Marsha Alexander says:

    you forgot he’s a self centered asshole

  7. doug says:

    She had “man hands”

  8. doug says:

    She had too long of a neck.

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