BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK (05/28/12 – 06/01/12)

On the BEST OF THE WAR WEEK Blog and Podcast, after taking Monday off for Memorial, the show came out the gates HOT!  We rocked some GOOD NEWS all week, found the SILVER LINING on some bad stories, and we had some hilarious (and gruesome) videos for you to check out.  Plus, all of your favorites including Freak of the Week, Headline Hooshe, Bitch Be Trippin, and more.  We got a very interesting phone call from a gal named Laura this week too, check it out as we asked people what the most shallow way to dump someone was. Things got very interesting. Get all caught up by hitting up the BEST OF THE WEEK BLOG & PODCAST




It’s Tuesday…AND it’s the return after a long holiday weekend. So it double sucks. Maybe you are thinking your life isn’t so great right now. Well, after reading these stories – you may change your mind. We also open the phones and try and get some help from you guys…just TRY and find the silver lining! CHECK OUT ALL THE THAT SUCKS/SILVER LINING STUFF HERE

Gallup just released its annual poll on where Americans stand on controversial issues. Turns out we have the LEAST moral objection to birth control. Other things most people don’t have moral problems with are divorce, gambling, and fur. On the other end, adultery was picked as the least morally acceptable issue, along with human cloning, polygamy, and suicide. SEE THE RESULTS HERE

Check out this picture. It’s a woman “PERFORMING” on a guy as he drives through traffic on a highway outside New York City . . . and it seems pretty clear what she’s doing. Notice: The girl is still wearing her seatbelt, and they put the visor down in a feeble attempt at privacy. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

A newspaper in Connecticut called the “Register Citizen” ran a typo on Saturday, but it’s just making the rounds now. The paper was talking about the Boston Celtics – Philadelphia 76ers NBA playoff series, and used the headline, quote, “Sixers Tie It Up Again as Series Shifts to Boston.” Only they forgot the “f” in “shifts.” Whoops! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HEADLINE

22-year-old Mao Sugiyama is a chef in Tokyo, and he says he’s ASEXUAL . . . he has no interest in sex. To the extent that he didn’t even feel like he needed his junk anymore. So he did something perfectly rational. He had his entire package surgically removed . . . then held a BANQUET where he cooked and served his own genitalia as a gourmet meal. OH YEAH…..THERE ARE PHOTOS

Bruschi is a black and white Boston Terrier in Grapevine, Texas. His owner is 18-year-old Victoria Reed, and she just got him certified by the people at Guinness World Records as the dog with the WORLD’S LARGEST EYES. Bruschi’s eyes are 1.1 inches in diameter. CLICK HERE TO SEE A PICTURE

About five years ago, 40-year-old Steve Crecelius of Denver, Colorado had a KIDNEY STONE and went to the hospital. And he got a fascinating diagnosis: “Yes, it’s a kidney stone . . . and by the way, you’re actually a WOMAN.” That’s right. Turns out Steve is intersex . . . that’s the modern term for hermaphrodite. He had working male genitalia on the outside, and FEMALE sex organs on the inside that he never knew about. CLICK HERE TO SEE PICS OF THE HE/SHE

Tons of good feedback from last week’s THE GOOD NEWS segment. Seriously, we have TONS of negative stories…but sometimes we just want to hit you with some TRULY GOOD NEWS! We have a couple more GOOD NEWS stories by CLICKIN’ HERE FOR THE GOOD!

So this story had WOODY all fired up over the weekend. His exact words was, “It’s bitches because of this that ruin it for the rest of women that this actually happens to. Gypsy, shyster, conniving bitches! Read the story and you be the judge. Continue reading →

An 80-year-old woman went skydiving… was her birthday….and because her harness wasn’t on tight enough and she almost slipped out of it in MID-AIR. It was a tandem jump, because she had never gone before. And the instructor who was with her had to hang onto her to keep her from falling. Apparently it happened last year, but the video just popped up online. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO


There’s a new indie film coming out called Take This Waltz. In it there is some nudity. If you’ve ever wondered what Sarah Silverman looks like naked, wonder no more. If you’ve ever wondered what Michelle Williams is shaved, wonder no more. CLICK FOR THE PICS

Welcome to the BUTT UGLY BITCHES section of the Woody and Rizzuto blog! If you ever hear us talking about an ugly, disgusting bitch….this is the place you can find the photo. Prostitutes, hookers, crack whores, and just generally disgusting bitches beware…You may end up as a W.A.R Butt Ugly Bitch CLICK HERE TO SEE THE GALLERY!

It was only a matter of time that we put this together. But here it is. It’s everything you need to know about Kate Upton. From her CatDaddy dance to her pictures from the SI Swimsuit shoot….you can find it all right here. Thank you little baby bearded Jesus…and…before you click: You’re welcome. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!


Check out this GRUSOME video of some idiots “drifting” in Saudi Arabia. The only thing that sucks about this is that they COULD have avoided it. How? By NOT doing it in the first place. The driver gets ejected and has his right arm ripped off, and died on contact with the ground. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Tons of good feedback from last week’s THE GOOD NEWS segment. Seriously, we have TONS of negative stories…but sometimes we just want to hit you with some TRULY GOOD NEWS! We have a couple more GOOD NEWS stories byCLICKIN’ HERE FOR THE GOOD!

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for MADISON who has been slutting her way around Washington County and just recently contracted Hep A and has been passing it around at free will. CLASSY! REAL CLASSY BITCH! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

Check out 25-year-old Ambrosia Riche from Everett, Washington – she’s been accused of jumping into a random car and stabbing the driver. Now, she’s a fan of the meth…and you can tell by her pictures…but we want to know – does this bitch belong in the BUTT UGLY BITCHES GALLERY?! READ AND PLACE YOUR VOTE HERE


Not sure what’s going on here…….and frankly, I don’t care. Brooklyn Decker in a bikini is all you need to know. If you need something more……we’ll make something up: Here’s Brooklyn Decker posing in a bikini to benefit the troops. America! Feel better now? Good! CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE AMERICA

A Republican state congressman from Illinois named Mike Bost WENT OFF on the floor of the Illinois State House of Representatives on Tuesday. He was angry about a last-minute pension bill, so he picked up a copy of it, threw it in the air, punched it on the way down, threw it across the room, then screamed for a full minute. He also referenced the Bible, saying he feels like, quote, “somebody trying to be released from Egypt.” And he yelled, “LET MY PEOPLE GO!” CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

KATHIE LEE GIFFORD made a pretty huge mistake on the “Today” show yesterday. She and HODA KOTB were interviewing MARTIN SHORT. . . and there is only one problem…she asked how are things with his wife…and she’s been dead for TWO YEARS! SEE THE VIDEO FAIL HERE!

There’s a website called WotWentWrong for people who want advice on unsuccessful relationships, and they came up with the top ten reasons men and women get dumped. Plus, some gal named Laura called in and seriously…ISH GOT WEIRD! CLICK HERE FOR THE LIST

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is GUESS THE STATE. We give you a crazy story, and generally most crazy stories come from 4 states. We read the story, and you have to tell us…which of the four crazy states does this story come from?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!


If you’ve ever attended school at any level, you know how infuriating it can be when some dumb ass administrator screws up your paperwork and sticks you in the wrong class. Or even worse, when they actively try to prevent you from switching out of that class into the class you wanted. Well, one brave college student isn’t about to take that ISH lying down. LISTEN TO THE AUDIO HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is MAKE RIZZ LAUGH. Rizz sometimes get a case of the church laugh and we give you the chance to crack him up. READ ON TO SEE WHAT MADE RIZZ LAUGH TODAY! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for MADISON who has been slutting her way around Washington County and just recently contracted Hep A and has been passing it around at free will. CLASSY! REAL CLASSY BITCH! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE

Over Memorial Day weekend, a group of guys went to Venice Beach in the middle of the night and buried a chest that was filled with chocolate coins. Then the next day, they pranked all the beachgoers by digging it up and making them think it was real PIRATES’ TREASURE. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

So check this out…We don’t understand how Pastors continue to come out and talk about homosexuals and the way that they should be treated. First the pastors in NC and now one in Kansas…it just keeps getting worse for these people… CHECK OUT ALL THESE STORIES HERE!

A while back, we heard that CMT was doing a new show called “Redneck Island”, which is basically “Survivor” with rednecks only. Well, some footage has hit the Internet, and it features two “rednecks” removing someone’s back hair with duct tape, tweezers and GIANT SHEARS. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

The weekend is here, so we’ve got two new videos for you: The first one is some guy showing you how to do every ridiculous dance move you’d see at a club. He does about 30 moves in two minutes. CLICK HERE TO SEE SOME VIDEO ACTION

This 18 year old High School student in New York City named Eric Arty……was photographed MAKING OUT with his history teacher…..26-year-old Julie Warning. Speaking of WARNING: This could go down as a legend in his high school. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

KIM KARDASHIAN rewarded her Instagram followers with a little T&A. She posted a picture of herself on all fours on a couch, along with the following caption: “Thanks to all you 2 million sexy beasts out there for following me on Instagram. So here’s a little present of me in full on beast mode! LOL” She also Tweeted some pictures of herself from a photo shoot, in which she’s wearing a soaking wet, barely-there cut-off t-shirt with a red bikini top underneath it. CLICK HERE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF

A PRANKSTER was red in the face after painting himself green – when his new color wouldn’t wash off. Check out Brazilian dude Enrique dos Santos,35, a swimming pool attendant, who was trying to look like superhero The Hulk but used a paint reserved for BALLISTIC MISSILES and nuclear submarines. FAIL! CHECK OUT PHOTOS OF THIS A-HOLE HERE

A new documentary called “Songs of War” says the U.S. military tortured prisoners in Guantanamo Bay by repeating the same songs at 100 decibels for up to two hours. And U.S. policy ALLOWS the military to do it for up to two hours . . . although the documentary claims they did it for much longer than that. But whether you think it’s torture or not, some of the songs they used would drive ANYONE crazy. Check out the 13 songs on the list . . .

These next stories are local stories and one of them may ACTUALLY make you sick to your stomach. It’s not only disgusting, but the bitch involved is morally and physically gross as well. What a sick bitch. Seriously, as a warning, this is EXTREMELY brutal CLICK HERE TO READ THE STORIES




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