Check out the medal 23,000 competitors who took part in England’s Edinburgh Marathon got: It looks like a DONG! The marathon director says that no-one had noticed a problem with the medals when they were being designed. There will most likely be a redesign for 2013’s race. How did they not realize this RIGHT AWAY?
HERE’S SOME OTHER BREAKING “DONG NEWS”
DONG NEWS #2: MINUE THE CURVE
According to the “New York Times”, there might finally be a solution for your curved penis. A drug company just finished late-stage clinical trials of a drug called Xiaflex that reduces penile curviness. The medical term for curved junk is Peyronie’s disease…..and this drug would be the first medicine approved to treat it. And now, the catches. The results aren’t amazing . . . the drug made the average dong an average of 37.6% less curved. That’s not great, but it’s better than what men have now, which is no way to get any less of a curve. Here’s the other catch: the drug requires up to EIGHT INJECTIONS directly into the junk. Also, after the injection, your doctor has to massage your junk by hand to get it to spread out in there.
Are you still in?
DONG NEWS #3: MAN SUES HOSPITAL OVER DONG TREATMENT
There’s a man in Massachusetts who suffers from a condition that gives him recurring painful erections that last several hours. Back in April of 2009 he went to a hospital in Connecticut when he got one of these painful, never-ending boners . . . but they delayed his treatment for four hours while the doctors watched a baseball game. A quick scan shows the Red Sox beat the Orioles 10-to-8 in a back-and-forth game the day he went to the hospital. The Orioles scored seven runs in the second inning, but Boston clawed back to win. Based on the region, we’re guessing that game was the distraction. He says the delay caused great pain that lasted for several months, so now he’s SUING the hospital for $2 MILLION. The hospital says it plans to fight the lawsuit in court.