On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG you have to see the video of the guy who took his dead cat, and made it into an RC Helicopter. It’s hilarious. Also, the ZOMBIE PRANK gone wrong video is up there. Plus, Patrico is put up to a spelling test, and for each one he gets wrong…he gets SHOCKED! We have some ugly ass people to check out with our MUGSHOTS of the DAY…and believe it or not…the TANNING MOM used to be decent looking! We crown a DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY, rock out another brand new DRIVE BY WHORING and have all your favorites like Crappy Bdays and THE PORNO BDAY! You can check it all out
A 14-year-old from San Diego won the Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday. She won with the word “guetapens”. So we see how resident tubster Patrico does with his own SPELLING BEE. For everyone he gets right, he’s good. For everyone he gets WRONG…SHOCK HIS ASS! CHECK OUT THE GAME BELOW!
You know the crazy story about the guy in Miami who did bath salts then ate a dude’s face off? A bunch of people online have been joking it’s the start of a “zombie apocalypse.” To the point where the Centers For Disease Control felt the need to remind the public that zombies aren’t real! Their official statement says (quote) “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).” That said…..some asshole decided it would be funny to dress up like a zombie, run around the streets of Miami, and chase random people. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO
This is all kinds of wrong/awesome! Some guy in Holland named Bart Jansen decided to pay tribute to his dead cat by having it stuffed . . . then turning it into a remote controlled HELICOPTER. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO
Today’s Drive By Whoring is for JACKIE who was so excited her best friend Linda was getting married. She even helped her out by SLEEPING WITH HER BOYFRIEND! What a GREAT best friend! Look out bitch! WAR Wagon is headed your way! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!
There’s a photo online that just might scare you off being in the sun FOREVER. It’s of a 69-year-old former delivery truck driver. The right side of his face looks like any person in their late 60s. But the left side spent several hours a day in the sun while he drove his truck . . . and looks like the face of someone who’s at least 100 years old. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTO
We’re still talking about the TANNING MOM . . . Patricia Krentcil. And new photos have surfaced that show her back before decades of tanning ravaged her skin and made her look 44 going on 60 . . . and she was actually ATTRACTIVE. CLICK HERE TO SEE HER
A couple in Florida was arrested after a six day meth bender . . . he’s cross-eyed, 25-year-old Nicholas Doyle and the girl with the scars all over her face is 23-year-old Ashley Brooker. Print out these pictures and tape them to your kid’s bedroom wall as a lesson regarding the dangers of meth use. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS
Check out the medal 23,000 competitors who took part in England’s Edinburgh Marathon got: It looks like a DONG! The marathon director says that no-one had noticed a problem with the medals when they were being designed. There will most likely be a redesign for 2013’s race. How did they not realize this RIGHT AWAY? CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO
All I gotta say……it that if WOMEN aren’t policing condom use anymore, we’re ALL in trouble. Because we all know MEN can’t be trusted. Check out these stats from a new survey of 2,000 single women ages 18 to 40 . . .about condom use. CLICK HERE FOR THE RESULTS
Check out the FULL list of DVD’s that you find at Patricia’s in the VIP Porno Birthday section! Maybe you are looking for Say Aloha to my A-hola or even the newest addition WET FOOD Vol 2. You can find it all at Patricia’s! CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL LIST!
Today’s DOUCHEBAG of THE DAY is some dude who claims that he is a member of SEAL TEAM 9. There is one problem. There is no such thing. He claims he is a mind reader/alien informant and he knows things that the government made him SWEAR that he would never released. Oh, he’s also a sexual predator. DOUCHE NEWS HERE
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a woman who exposed herself numerous times (cans and can) before yelling at someone to “Come get this bitch!” All the HOOSHE DETAILS can be found BY CLICKING HERE
On today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chatted about Seth MacFarlane using a poor choice of words. The same goes for Gwyneth Paltrow. Plus, today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and the WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BDAY! CRAP ON CELEBS CONTINUES HERE
In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we talk about an AUTOMATICALLY GUILTY creeper. We have another Woody and Rizzuto Parent of the Year nominee. And of course…people have some BEST LAID PLANS…and well…you’ll see what happens. Idiots. Continue reading →