It’s a variation of our GUESS THE STATE contest. We give you TWO stories and you have the simple job of guessing WHICH of the stories is from the lovely STATE of FLORIDA. I guess you can almost consider this a threesome between Guess The State, Headline Hooshe, and Fail Stories.
Back on May 27th, a man called the cops around 3 in the morning because his neighbor was drunk on his lawn yelling and threatening to take a dump. When the man went outside the woman’s pants were down and she was squatting. It’s not clear if she doodied or not, but she was arrested.
Early on Saturday morning cops responded to a call about 2 dudes whose SUV got stuck on some train tracks. As they spoke to the guys, a 47 year old broad came out of her house with no pants on. SHe was drunk and cursing at the cops. They TASERED her ass and arrested her for public intoxication and disorderly conduct. The guys with the SUV also got arrested for being drunk in public!