Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down! Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?! Actually..we have FIVE stories today. First, the local Wal-Mart Meth Lab! Could it be the Wisconsin Man with the Tractor DUI? Or even the woman who whipped out her cans…and her can! Possibly the mama who left her kids with her BF while she hit up the meth clinic or is it the penis showing, pot eating, pervert?! You can see who wins
FROM TODAY: Walmart? Hooshe. Meth? Hooshe. Cooking METH inside of the WALMART in South County while you are SHOPLIFTING?! Yup…that classifies as SUPER, UBER, ULTRA, HOOSHE! READ MORE HERE!
FROM MONDAY: Check out today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE…it’s a man from Wisconsin who was driving his lawn tractor late on Sunday night and he was all kinds of hammered. Cops tried to pull him over and he told them to go around. Oddly enough…he was arrested for DUI. Check it out HERE.
FROM TUESDAY: Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a woman who exposed herself numerous times (cans and can) before yelling at someone to “Come get this bitch!” All the HOOSHE DETAILS can be found RIGHT HERE
FROM WEDNESDAY: Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a couple from Kentucky who let their THREE YEAR OLD daughter wander onto the railroad tracks while she was at….a METHADONE CLINIC! Hooshe-TASTIC! READ MORE HERE!
FROM THURSDAY: Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE comes to us from Iowa where a dude exposed himself three different women two different times. But, seriously, that’s not the worst thing. You gotta read everything this AHOLE did. TOTAL HOOSHE WORTHY! GET THE FULL DETAILS HERE!