On today’s SHOW BLOG there are tons of things you need to check out! The bad ass speech by the teacher to the graduates. We crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE after a last minute local addition. We talk funny Race Car driver names, how bad kids sucks, and what are some of the common things stolen in America? Also – Patrico screwed up the sports so the guys shocked him in between his TOES! Oofah! We had some GOOD NEWS, rocked some FRIDAY FAIL STORIES, and talked Crap on Celebs and chatted today’s PORNO bday SLUT!
A few days ago, an English teacher named David McCullough spoke at his high school’s graduation in Boston and TOLD THE TRUTH. It was AMAZING. His message to the graduates was . . . YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL. Just because people have pampered you, no one’s going to hand you anything from this point on. So do something worthwhile, don’t do everything for selfish gains, and you can really live a fulfilling life. WAKE UP, KIDS!
What are the 10 Most Ridiculous Race Car Driver Names? The website Jalopnik.com asked its readers . . . and they came up with the following list. Here it is . . . CLICK HERE
***UPDATE*** MOMMY LEFT A COMMENT ON THE PAGE. A couple in Florida was arrested after a six day meth bender . . . he’s cross-eyed, 25-year-old Nicholas Doyle and the girl with the scars all over her face is 23-year-old Ashley Brooker. Print out these pictures and tape them to your kid’s bedroom wall as a lesson regarding the dangers of meth use. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS
GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down! Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?! Actually..we have FIVE stories today. First, the local Wal-Mart Meth Lab! Could it be the Wisconsin Man with the Tractor DUI? Or even the woman who whipped out her cans…and her can! Possibly the mama who left her kids with her BF while she hit up the meth clinic or is it the penis showing, pot eating, pervert?! You can see who wins BY CHECKING OUT THE HOOSHE NEWS HERE!
The National Retail Federation just released the list of the most shoplifted items in the U.S. last year, and apparently we Americans like to party and have sex, we’re materialistic, we’re vain, and we’re chubby. Overall, 96% of the 125 companies surveyed by the NRF say they were a victim of major retail crime in the past year. SEE THE LIST HERE
Back in May of 2010, a man in Colorado named Kenneth DeJoie went to an Arby’s restaurant. He was using the urinal in the men’s room, and when he flushed, he claims a stream of SCALDING HOT WATER shot out of the urinal, and hit him straight in the genitals. So we ask…. DO YOU BELIEVE HIM?!
We’ve got a video of a school bus driver falling out of his seat and CRASHING INTO A HOUSE is making the rounds online. It happened in Carmel, Indiana. The driver’s name is Jack Thomas and he’s 73. And the big mistake he made was not buckling his seatbelt. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO!
Seriously, kids these days sucks. The “Generation of Pussies” is growing by the second and more and more the kids think they are OWED things. Well, we have some examples of things that truly make us say KIDS SUCK! KIDS SUCKS STORIES HERE!
Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!
We’ve got some good news for you today! We talk about the REAL LIFE Doogie Hauser….like foreals. And you gotta check out this story about the teacher literally giving his students a RUDE AWAKENING SPEECH! CLICK HERE TO READ THE GOOD NEWS
Today’s Crap on Celebs we chat about Michael Jackson and his masked kids, Charlie Sheen has another blow up. We chat about new movies coming out this weekend and of course rock out your crappy bdays and your PORNO BIRHTHDAY! ALL CRAP ON HERE
In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about the mayor of Valley Park being busted…arrested…and PEPPER SPRAYED! We talk about a huge misuse of resources…and we want you to read this story and tell us…do you believe him?! ALL NEWS HERE