In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a dude who was smuggling his lady into his place….in a pink suitcase (?). Al-Qaesa is putting out a bounty for Obama…and you can get some CAMELS in exchange for INFO and we have a PARENT OF THE YEAR NOMINEE/DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY. HOLY HELL!
Police say a 50-year-old Oregon woman is in trouble because of her relationship baggage – but it’s not the emotional kind. Kola J. McGrath was arrested Monday for trespassing after workers at her boyfriend’s downtown Portland apartment complex discovered the man was sneaking her into the building by hiding her in a large rolling suitcase. She was banned from the building last year for breaking a fire extinguisher case during an argument. The news reports McGrath is 5 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs 96 pounds. Police were notified when a caller reported a man had kidnapped a woman, placed her in a pink suitcase and taken her to the apartment building. Officers then searched 52-year-old Curtis T. Lowe’s apartment and found McGrath hiding in a closet.
When OSAMA BIN LADEN was on the run, the U.S. offered a $25 MILLION bounty on his head. WELL . . . turns out Al-Qaeda ALSO offers bounties on OUR leaders’ heads. They just can’t quite match our prices. Al-Shabaab is an Al-Qaeda affiliate in Somalia. And they’ve offered a big reward for anyone who can help them capture PRESIDENT OBAMA or HILLARY CLINTON. If you help them find Obama, you get . . . 10 CAMELS. And if you help them find Hillary Clinton, you get . . . 20 CHICKENS. For reference, that’s split up between 10 hens and 10 roosters. Al-Shabaab offered these extremely lucrative bounties in response to a U.S. State Department announcement last week. The State Department offered a total of $33 MILLION in rewards for information leading to the capture of five Al-Shabaab leaders.
Video of a guy hitting his young stepson with a BELT while they were playing catch in their backyard is making national news. The guy’s name is Anthony Sanchez, and he’s a city official in Calexico, California. In the video . . . which was recorded by a neighbor . . . Sanchez repeatedly hits him in the legs, and you can hear the kid screaming out. Then the neighbor finally opens his window and stops it. First he yells, quote, “That’s enough, [eff]-stick!” And when Sanchez tells him to mind his own business, the neighbor tells him to come teach HIM how to play catch. According to what the neighbor says in the video, Sanchez was hitting him because he wouldn’t catch the ball. NSFW VIDEO IS BELOW….FOUL LANGUAGE AND F BOMBS ARE IN THE VIDEO!