There’s a collection of rock stars’ high school yearbook photos making the rounds online, and some of them are hilarious. Check out Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, Gene Simmons, Tommy Lee, Axl Rose, and Kid Rock, and more!
Here are a few quick thoughts:
GLENN DANZIG looked a little like KHLOE KARDASHIAN.
EDDIE VAN HALEN was rocking some really delicate facial features.
METALLICA’S JAMES HETFIELD and KIRK HAMMETT looked like librarians . . . FEMALE librarians.
JON BON JOVI looked like an unattractive hybrid of all three “Brady Bunch” boys.
PAUL STANLEY of KISS had a big head.
SCOTT WEILAND looked like a total jock.
STEVEN TYLER looked like an oddly proportioned ANDY SAMBERG.
–LIMP BIZKIT singer FRED DURST looked much more intimidating than he ever was with his stupid red baseball cap . . . while guitarist WES BORLAND has to look more intimidating than he did with his soft, girl-next-door look in high school.
You may have seen some of these before. This collection has been passed around for several months now . . . and some of the photos have been online on their own longer than that. Still, it’s pretty fun to look them over.