Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a couple who was accused of ganking some pop tarts and Slim Jims. The wife took the arrest for the husband…but they caught him too…when he came to BAIL HER OUT! TOTAL HOOSHE!
Jourdan Keever thought it a “loving gesture” when her husband rubbed her back in the Vero Beach truck stop. It might also be described as a criminal gesture as hubby William Keever apparently was preparing a Pop-Tarts and Slim Jim heist. The truck stop general manager told deputies he followed the couple after an employee indicated they might have engaged in some inappropriate appropriating. Store cameras showed William Keever, 22, hiding things in a backpack his wife was wearing. Jourdan Keever, 23, let the manager look through the backpack, where he discovered some Pop-Tarts and a Slim Jim. William Keever and his wife, both listed as homeless, each were arrested on a retail theft charge, while William Keever also was arrested on a resist merchant without violence charge.