Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS has us talking about Creepers in the News. We talk about a local teacher who was busted with kiddie porn.  We also have stories about a super HELLA guilty 47 year old broad, a dude Jo’ing in his driveway..and a professor/hooker/cross dresser….

A middle school teacher has been charged with felony possession of child pornography. Matt Hansen, 38, a seventh grade math teacher at Fort Zumwalt West Middle School in St. Charles County, has been placed on administrative leave by the school district.  He has been employed with the school district since 2004. The school says he had been a well-respected and popular teacher and they are fully cooperating with authorities. They say they first learned of the charges late last week when Hansen climbed a cell phone tower in a small town in Iowa and threatened to kill himself. Officers talked him down and he was committed to a mental health facility. The child pornography was found during a search of Hansen’s home computer in Lincoln County.

A woman was arrested Friday after police learned she allegedly had shown pornographic material to two children and sexually proposition one of them. From 2009 to 2011, 47-year-old Sandra E. Hardy had repeatedly watched pornographic movies with an 11-year-old boy and a 13-year-old boy. She also allegedly displayed her sex toys to the boys and made repeated sexual comments to the 13-year-old, as well as showed him obscene photos of herself on her mobile phone. After learning that police were investigating her, Hardy also allegedly attempted to hide and destroy evidence. She is charged with six counts of providing obscene material to a person under 18, three counts of sexual harassment, two counts of endangering the welfare of a child, two counts of tampering with physical evidence and one count of first-degree indecent exposure. She was released on a $74,000 unsecured bond.

A man accused of walking naked in his driveway while performing an intimate act on himself and “working real hard at it” was arrested. A man identified as Jeffery Marriott, 50, was spotted May 30 by a woman looking out the window of her home on Southwest Cherryhill Road in Port St. Lucie. The dude accused in what could be construed as a nude lewd interlude was “walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks,” the woman stated to police. Further, the woman said the naked man had his sexual organ “in his hand working real hard at it,” a report states. Generally speaking, “walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks” is not a socially acceptable practice. Police got no answer at the front door of Marriott’s listed address, noting an “unknown clear liquid substance” on the door’s knob. A woman identified as Marriott’s girlfriend told police she’d been sleeping for three hours. Marriott said he and his girlfriend went to the beach and a store to return a tent before coming home and napping together for three hours. The girlfriend, however, said she was the only person in bed. Asked why he was sweating while his girlfriend was not, Marriott said the air conditioning was set at 82.

65-year-old Max Reinhart was a German music and literature professor at the University of Georgia in Athens, Georgia.  I say he “was” a professor because after this scandal and this mugshot, I just don’t see him being able to teach any more. On Thursday, Max was arrested . . . because it turns out he was moonlighting as a CROSS-DRESSING MALE-ON-MALE PROSTITUTE. Apparently, Max had been advertising his services on a website called, in the “transsexual escorts” section.  He listed himself as Sasha. Last week, an undercover cop contacted him.  Max told the cop to meet him in a room at the Guest House Inn in Norcross, Georgia.  In the room, Max offered the cop 30 minutes of sexual servicing for $60.  Then he was arrested. Max is facing two prostitution charges.  He’s been tenured at UGA since 1994.  The school says they are investigating the charge and they, quote, “will take appropriate action.”


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