Here are two new ways for us to get EVEN CHUBBIER this year.  A European company is about to start installing PIZZA VENDING MACHINES in the U.S.  They cook you a pizza in two-and-a-half minutes for just $6.  You can also chub up with Burger King’s new BACON SUNDAES . . . vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate, caramel, and bacon crumbs.  They go on sale nationwide TODAY!

Now that we’ve conceded that everyone in America is deliciously chubby and it’s not going to change, we can relax . . . and start getting down to the business of eating.  Here are two new inventions to help.

We talked about food and eventually talked about you “Out of Control Weight Moment.”  Check out the player below to hear all the phone calls!:

Pizza Vending Machines.  A European company called A1 Concepts has announced plans to start setting up PIZZA VENDING MACHINES in the U.S.  They’ve been a huge hit in Europe, and will be here before the end of the year. They’re called “Let’s Pizza” machines, and they cook you a fresh pizza in just two-and-a-half minutes.  The average price will be a reasonable $6 for a 10-and-a-half-inch pizza. 

Burger King’s Bacon Sundaes.  Starting TODAY, Burger King will be offering BACON SUNDAES nationwide. They feature vanilla ice cream covered in hot fudge, caramel, and bacon crumbs.  A full stick of bacon also sticks out.  They check in at 510 calories and are only going to be available for the summer.

Here is the picture Patrico was talking about…

And the video:

And a video from last Tuesday:

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