On this week’s BEST OF THE WAR WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST you can get caught up on everything you missed this week.  Including some great pictures on the blog of Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Octomom Porno pics and a local story about girls flashing their cans at a golf course.  Videos of an Ice Cream throwdown, some Friday Fail stuff and of course your Freak of the Week, Bitch Be Trippin, Headline Hooshe, and TONS OF AUDIO TO LISTEN TO! 


In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a dude who was smuggling his lady into his place….in a pink suitcase (?). Al-Qaesa is putting out a bounty for Obama…and you can get some CAMELS in exchange for INFO and we have a PARENT OF THE YEAR NOMINEE/DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY. HOLY HELL! ALL YOUR NEWS HERE

A few days ago, an English teacher named David McCullough spoke at his high school’s graduation in Boston and TOLD THE TRUTH. It was AMAZING. His message to the graduates was . . . YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL. Just because people have pampered you, no one’s going to hand you anything from this point on. So do something worthwhile, don’t do everything for selfish gains, and you can really live a fulfilling life. WAKE UP, KIDS!

We’ve all heard stories that leave you with no words right? Some stories are just to amazing to be true. And by amazing we mean UNREAL! It leaves you with only one thing the say…and that is…GET THE F$#! OUTTA HERE! CHECK OUT THE FULL STORIES HERE!

Have you ever gotten a call from a wrong number and either talked to the person or they left a message and you seriously have NO IDEA what the hell they are talking about? Well, that type of stuff happens, and we have some hilarious audio clips from some wrong numbers gone bad! CHECK OUT THE AUDIO BY CLICKING HERE


Earlier this year, a 25-year-old woman in Oregon decided to lie HUGE on her state taxes. She claimed she’d made $3 MILLION and worked it in TurboTax so she got a $2.1 MILLION refund. Somehow, that slipped through the cracks and she got a debit card with $2.1 million on it. She only got busted when she got even GREEDIER and called to claim the card was stolen and she needed a new one. CHECK OUT MORE DETAILS HERE

So it’s been a trend on the show lately…we have been bringing you some good news. And Rizz hates it. Well, today, we give you some GOOD NEWS…and some bad news. It’s not bad enough to be classified as a Happy Happy Story but still not great news for folks celebrating a birthday READ ALL GOOD & BAD NEWS HERE


Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but lunch is the most boring. A survey by Whole Foods found that more than half of us eat the same thing for lunch EVERY SINGLE DAY. And half of THOSE people have eaten the same thing for at least SIX YEARS. Cheese sandwiches are the most popular repeat-lunch, followed by ham sandwiches. CHECK OUT MORE INFO HERE

Check this out…we got this letter from the St. Charles County Government. It’s like legit from the government (which we for sure got a little nervous about) but it turns out it’s good news for you guys! Read the letter and get in contact with the appropriate people to participate! NINJAS…it’s an EAGLE CALL! CLICK HERE FOR THE INFO


Check out the video from this months BIG ST. CHARLES CALENDAR GIRL SEARCH! Woody and Rizz met up with the Alderman of the show Terry and the ladies came out and showed what they got as the guys helped crown Ms. JULY & Ms. August! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE!

If you feel like laughing at pretty people for a few minutes, the website put together a montage of models falling down on the runway . . . and sometimes falling OFF the runway. It’s set to the Joe Cocker song, “You Are So Beautiful”. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Not many details on this, other than it comes from the Sportsdrome Speedway in Jeffersonville, Ind. Two race car drivers end up brawling ON THE RACETRACK after the one dude drives ACROSS THE INFIELD and T-boned the other driver on PURPOSE. We’re not sure what the green car did to piss off the dude in the red car…….but it makes for a fun video. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!

Last week, BAM MARGERA went to the hospital for emergency hernia surgery after he went over a 100-foot waterfall in a kayak. And now, we have video of the stunt. From several different angles, including Bam’s own helmet-cam. Bam looks pretty shaken up after the stunt, but he’s on his feet and smiling. SEE IT HERE

Apparently two ice cream vendors have been fighting over the same turf for the past few months in Blackburn, England. And we’ve got video! One of them goes by the name “Mr. Yummy”, and the other one’s name is “Mr. Whippy.” WATCH THE FIGHT HERE!

There’s a collection of rock stars’ high school yearbook photos making the rounds online, and some of them are hilarious. Check out Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, Gene Simmons, Tommy Lee, Axl Rose, and Kid Rock, and more! CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE PHOTOS


There’s a picture on the Internet that shows METALLICA singer JAMES HETFIELD performing on a makeshift “stage” in somebody’s backyard. His audience is a bunch of garden gnomes shaped like Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. We have to ask….REAL OR FAKE?! SEE THE PICTURE AND VOTE!

So, it’s time. We hate to break it to you….but there are somethings that we have to call out. I mean, sometimes it’s the over worship of something other times it’s just the actual show, movie, behavior is just not as neat as you think it is. So…without delay…We hate to break it to you…. READ MORE HERE!


Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Katie…nominated by her friend Michelle. Michelle’s husband is kind of to blame on this one as well because he slept with Katie but that’s only after Katie spilled the beans on some secrets that Michelle told her…and then she lied…just to get him in the sack CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we have an update about the O’Fallon Road Rage incident! Plus, an update on Jerry Sandusky and how creepy this case just continues to go. Soap fights? Gross! Plus, a HEATED discussion about shooting to kill and handling things your way. It seriously got HEATED! ALL NEWS HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is What’s Up Grandma!? We have our inflatable Granny in the studio and on of her areas is filled with today’s item. We give you some clues – you try and guess, WHATS UP GRANDMA?! PLAY TODAY’S GAME HERE!


So as an added bonus, we are chatting about some REALLY FANCY folks acting extremely HOOSIER! Who is the subject of today’s BONUS hooshe?! Prime Minister David Cameron and another VERY classy wedding in Britain! ALL EXTRY HOOSHE HERE!

Here are three new things to worry about. One, the overall violent crime rate in the U.S. is down . . . except for murders in small towns, which are up 18%. Two, Google says we’re racist. A study found people search for the N-word and racist jokes as much as they search for the “Daily Show” and migraines. And three, don’t worry about getting an inheritance, because your parents are going to live so long they’ll spend it all. ALL NEATO STORIES HERE!


How DARE the cops arrest these two women? On Monday, a 45-year-old woman and 43-year-old woman were at a golf course in Missouri, and they were FLASHING THEIR BREASTS. For some reason, some golfers complained and the women were arrested for public indecency. There is no justice. SEE THEIR MUG SHOTS HERE


Doctors have released pretty graphic photos showing the recovery of the Miami cannibal victim, the 65-year-old homeless man, Ronald Poppo…..who had over HALF of his face eaten off by that asshole high on bath salts. Doctors say that he’s temporarily blind, but recovering well. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE UPDATED PICTURE

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!


So have you ever seen anything or heard anything where the only thing that you can think to say is “Wow, that’s classy.” So lets say a woman flashes her cans at an O’Fallon, MO golf course…yo can say…HELLA CLASSY! CLICK HERE FOR ME

There’s a new list of America’s MANLIEST cities….which is based on factors like the number of hardware stores, steakhouses, and people in manly occupations. And cities LOSE points for having high numbers of nail salons and fancy boutiques. CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL LIST!

During today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY is between THREE DIFFERENT people. So, we give you all three stories and you can be the judge. Who gets the OFFICIAL Douchebag of the Day vote! A mom lies about daughters FAKE cancer, a hoax 911 call, and a man calls his wife and makes SON call 911! WHO WILL GET THE VOTE? READ THE STORIES AND VOTE HERE


Some pictures have surfaced from the set of the Octomom’s porn shoot. TMZ got their hands on them. The movie is called “Octomom: Home Alone” and will be out on June 20th. TMZ posted 18 pictures… some where she’s completely naked and doing her solo thing… SURROUNDED BY BABY STUFF. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

Meet Ashley Salazar……a former Point Eye-Candy Girl and she’s been in the Big St. Charles Motorsports Calendar Girl contests. She hit us up on Twitter and is asking for some help from you NINJAS. She wants you to vote for her in Playboy’s “Miss Social” contest. CLICK HERE FOR SOME PICTURES and to VOTE

A lot of people are saying MILEY CYRUS is too skinny. Sure, there’s not an ounce of fat on her, but I’d say she’s looking pretty healthy. Especially in some new bikini pics that hit the web yesterday. SEE THE PICS HERE

Here are two new ways for us to get EVEN CHUBBIER this year. A European company is about to start installing PIZZA VENDING MACHINES in the U.S. They cook you a pizza in two-and-a-half minutes for just $6. You can also chub up with Burger King’s new BACON SUNDAES . . . vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate, caramel, and bacon crumbs. They go on sale nationwide TODAY! CLICK HERE FOR THE FOOD

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Katie…nominated by her friend Michelle. Michelle’s husband is kind of to blame on this one as well because he slept with Katie but that’s only after Katie spilled the beans on some secrets that Michelle told her…and then she lied…just to get him in the sack CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

A Guy’s 18.1 Second Burp at the World Burping Championship A guy named Tim Janus won the first World Burping Championships with his 18.1 second burp. He didn’t set a world record, but he won the championship by drinking two gallons of Diet Coke and Mountain Dew. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Seems like EVERYONE is covering that pop song “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen…… but if the song STILL hasn’t driven you nuts, the guy from the infamous “Chocolate Rain” video, Tay Zonday has covered it too . . . and sang it as low as he possibly could! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE

It’s a METAL MORNING! AHHHH! PUT THE HORNS UP! No, seriously. We recapped the Drive By Whoring and it reminded us of a video we found yesterday of some Metal Guitarist doing a tribute to the Trolololo Guy. It’s pretty EPIC. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Sky Mall Price Is Right. We go through the SKY MALL magazine and pick out an item and you have to guess how much it is! There is a BONUS to today’s contest…mainly because Patrico registered for this for his wedding. CLICK HERE TO PLAY THE GAME!

Out in Arizona, a 22-year-old woman named Noelle Clough and her husband were taking a quiz in “Cosmopolitan” called “Are you way too obsessed with your ex?” They argued, it got ugly . . .there may or may not have been a stabbing involved! CLICK HERE FOR THE DETAILS!



Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is MAKE RIZZ LAUGH. Rizz sometimes get a case of the church laugh and we give you the chance to crack him up. WILL THIS BE THE LAST MAKE RIZZ LAUGH?! READ ON TO SEE WHAT MADE RIZZ LAUGH TODAY! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

So, one thing that is cool about hockey is the fact that people can actually drop their gloves, start fighting, and it’s all legal. Well, a fight broke out on the ice and I guess someone’s Mom didn’t like who was winning. How f**king embarrassing. Who left the kitchen door open anyway? SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Street drifting is a huge craze in Saudi Arabia for some reason. But apparently they’ve gotten bored with drifting cars, because we’ve got a video here of some a-hole drifting in a BUS. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!

We’ve got a bunch of photos today to remind you why you should do something nice for your dad on Father’s Day. Because he NEVER did what the parents in these photos are doing. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICTURES!

People are constantly asking why the Kardashians are famous. Then they see pictures of KIM KARDASHIAN in lingerie and they’re like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s why. Here’s the latest pics……don’t know/don’t care who/what these pictures were shot for. Enjoy. CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS

Last weekend, two Croatian women were watching their country’s team play at the Euro 2012 soccer tournament . . . and they spent most of the day topless. Their names are Jelena and Viktoria and we have photos of them with their cans out! CLICK HERE FOR THE SEXINESS?

Ahhh your dad. What a great man. He brought you into this world and more than once probably said he could take you out of it. But, regardless you still love him. But – with Father’s Day on Sunday, we have a list of The 10 Funniest Dads on TV. Someone put it together for CLICK HERE TO SEE THE FULL LIST!

If you still haven’t bought something for Father’s Day, don’t panic. There’s still time to get him something he REALLY wants. And the 2 things he REALLY wants are FREE! 1) To be left alone or 2) A blowjob. Obviously you have to pick the one that is appropriate coming from you…..but you FOR SURE can do one or the other. CHECK IT HERE

Another day and another list Saint Louis is on. Now, this is the kind of list we’re accustomed to being on. New FBI data shows that violent crime rates are improving across the United States. That’s the good news. More good news: Among the cities with the highest crime problems… Saint Louis is not number 1. SEE THE LIST HERE!

The state of Tennessee has three deadbeat dads with ABSURD numbers of children. One has 23 kids with 17 women . . . one has 25 kids with 18 women . . . and one has 30 children with 11 women. The state can only legally take half of their paychecks . . . so if they don’t make much money, it doesn’t go far. Happy Father’s Day! CHECK IT HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE




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