On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG we play Make Rizz Laugh (and it in itself was a FAIL) and that led us nicely into the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES. We’ve got TONS of videos (including the Saudi drifters and the Mom hockey fight interruption). In news we talk about naked people and whores. Awesome! Plus all your other favorites like Headline Hooshe Story of the Week and today’s CRAP ON CELEBS with today’s PORNO BIRTHDAY!
Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is MAKE RIZZ LAUGH. Rizz sometimes get a case of the church laugh and we give you the chance to crack him up. WILL THIS BE THE LAST MAKE RIZZ LAUGH?! READ ON TO SEE WHAT MADE RIZZ LAUGH TODAY! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!
So, one thing that is cool about hockey is the fact that people can actually drop their gloves, start fighting, and it’s all legal. Well, a fight broke out on the ice and I guess someone’s Mom didn’t like who was winning. How f**king embarrassing. Who left the kitchen door open anyway? SEE THE VIDEO HERE
Street drifting is a huge craze in Saudi Arabia for some reason. But apparently they’ve gotten bored with drifting cars, because we’ve got a video here of some a-hole drifting in a BUS. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!
We’ve got a bunch of photos today to remind you why you should do something nice for your dad on Father’s Day. Because he NEVER did what the parents in these photos are doing. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICTURES!
Last weekend, two Croatian women were watching their country’s team play at the Euro 2012 soccer tournament . . . and they spent most of the day topless. Their names are Jelena and Viktoria and we have photos of them with their cans out! CLICK HERE FOR THE SEXINESS?
Ahhh your dad. What a great man. He brought you into this world and more than once probably said he could take you out of it. But, regardless you still love him. But – with Father’s Day on Sunday, we have a list of The 10 Funniest Dads on TV. Someone put it together for Buzzfeed.com. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE FULL LIST!
If you still haven’t bought something for Father’s Day, don’t panic. There’s still time to get him something he REALLY wants. And the 2 things he REALLY wants are FREE! 1) To be left alone or 2) A blowjob. Obviously you have to pick the one that is appropriate coming from you…..but you FOR SURE can do one or the other. CHECK IT HERE
Another day and another list Saint Louis is on. Now, this is the kind of list we’re accustomed to being on. New FBI data shows that violent crime rates are improving across the United States. That’s the good news. More good news: Among the cities with the highest crime problems… Saint Louis is not number 1. SEE THE LIST HERE!
The state of Tennessee has three deadbeat dads with ABSURD numbers of children. One has 23 kids with 17 women . . . one has 25 kids with 18 women . . . and one has 30 children with 11 women. The state can only legally take half of their paychecks . . . so if they don’t make much money, it doesn’t go far. Happy Father’s Day! CHECK IT HERE!
GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE
In today’s CRAP ON we chat about the world’s love for CSI. A Kevin Costner/Steven Baldwin fight. And we have some quick stuff about Teen Mom, Seether, Green Day, and what movies come out this weekend. Plus today’s BIRTHDAYS and PORNO BDAY! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going to be a TIGHT competition. Will it be…the guy who stole a motorized wheelchair and then got a DUI? Could it be the woman who was flashin her cans and produced a CLASSIC mugshot? The guy who stole some Slim Jims and Pop Tarts in his wife’s backpack? Or maybe the woman in PJ’s who committed a HIT n RUN and had personalized “ZOMBIE” plates?! See the stories and see who WON CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HOOSHE
In today’s SPORTS we chat the Cardinals, the Finals in the NBA keep rolling on, a Giants player got injured celebrating, and we talk about the US Open. Plus, a lawsuit against the Phillie Phanatic that is seriously OUTRAGEOUS! SPORTS HERE
Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS is all about naked people and whores in the news. A naked dude running from a spider. A fight that goes down between Olive Oil and Lube. HAHA! Plus a sex dungeon is mistaken for a crime and we chat about some naked soccer broads! ALL NEWS HERE