MONDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about a death at the RADIOHEAD show…and we talk about the celebrity excuse of “EXHAUSTION” is back in full effect.  Plus, today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and PORNO BDAY!

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RADIOHEAD was supposed to play an outdoor show in Toronto on Saturday evening, but it was canceled after a portion of the stage collapsed earlier in the afternoon. One person was killed, and three more suffered non-life threatening injuries. The man who died was a member of Radiohead’s road crew. According to reports, his body was trapped when “a scaffolding-type structure collapsed about 40 to 60 feet above the stage.  Officials are still investigating what happened . . . but there were no storms or strong winds in the area at the time. If there’s a bright side, it’s that the dude didn’t have to sit through another Radiohead show. CNN has video of the collapsed stage which we have on today’s show blog. Last summer, there were several high-profile outdoor stage collapses . . . including ones at concerts for SUGARLAND, CHEAP TRICK and the FLAMING LIPS.

I wonder how many more years we’re going to be starting LINDSAY LOHAN stories with the phrase “Here we go again”? On Friday morning, paramedics rushed to Lindsay’s hotel room because someone called 911 after knocking on her door and not getting an answer. But this might be one of those rare cases with Lindsay where it’s not as bad as it seems.  Her rep says she was just EXHAUSTED. Here’s his statement . . . quote, “She was on set at 7:00 P.M. [the previous night] and worked through the night until 8:00 A.M. “She took a nap before shooting her final scene.  Producers were concerned when she did not come out of her room and called paramedics as a precaution.  Lindsay was examined and is fine, but did suffer some exhaustion and dehydration.” Lindsay was NOT hospitalized, and was back on the set later that day. We here at the Woody and Rizz show believe her story that she was just catching up on “Z’s.”  You know, Zoloft, Zanaflex, Zoladex, Zyprexa, Zyvox . . .

An estimated 10.1 million people watched ABC’s coverage of daredevil NIK WALLENDA’S successful tightrope walk over Niagara Falls on Friday night.  So no . . . he did NOT die.The show was two hours long, but the actual stunt took a little under a half hour.  13.1 million people were watching from 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern, when he finished the 1,800-foot walk. He made the whole thing look easy, and practically ran the last few steps. You can find video on today’s show blog…..and there’s also a video recap of the whole thing. ABC broadcast it “live” . . . but they had it on a five-second delay, just in case something went wrong.  However, the network forced him to wear a safety harness. He didn’t want to . . . and said he felt like a “jackass” for wearing it . . . but ABC insisted. Wallenda may not have been able to do it without ABC’s help.  In addition to broadcasting it, they also helped bankroll the stunt. For what it’s worth, his great grandfather, Karl Wallenda, fell to his death in 1978 during a widely watched high-wire performance in San Juan, Puerto Rico. We’ve got video of that too…..Afterwards, Nik was already hyping his next stunt.  He said, quote, “I just happen to have the permit to be the first person in the world to walk a tightrope over the Grand Canyon.  And we’ll start up that process very soon.”

REMEMBER WHEN NICK WALENDA’S GREAT GRANDFATHER DIED?!

NICHOLAS READ . . . a little person who played an Ewok in “Return of the Jedi” . . . has been arrested for flashing a woman on a train.  And this is the SECOND TIME this has happened. Read reportedly flashed his twig and berries to a college student, then he took a picture of her friend’s horrified reaction. Read received a suspended sentence for an incident in 2010 in which he . . . and I’m going to quote the paper on this one . . . “sat next to a schoolgirl on her way from London to Leicester and performed a sex act under a juggler’s hat for half-an-hour.” Because of this new incident, Read may have to go to jail for 20 weeks on that earlier offense, plus whatever sentence they give him for his latest flash.  Oh, and he can’t ride the train anymore. Nicholas doesn’t have a huge acting resume.  His only other major credits were playing a goblin in the 1986 movie “Labyrinth” and in the first “Harry Potter” flick in 2001.

JACK OSBOURNE has revealed that he has multiple sclerosis.  He made the announcement just weeks after he and his fiancée welcomed a baby girl. He tells “People” magazine, quote, “I was just angry and frustrated and kept thinking, ‘Why now?’  I’ve got a family and that’s what’s supposed to be the most important thing.” There’s no word if Jack is suffering any symptoms yet.  You can read all about it in the upcoming issue of “People”.  MS affects the central nervous system and can cause problems with muscle control and strength, vision, balance, feeling, and thinking. The disease affects people differently in each case, with some people having only minor problems, while others become seriously disabled.

This is pretty awesome…PeeWee Herman as ROGER RABBIT!

CHECK OUT THIS AWFUL DAVID HASSELHOFF COMMERCIAL!

MONDAY TV:
FOX: HELL’S KITCHEN and MASTERCHEF

NBC: The final auditions of AMERICA’S GOT TALENT and a new episode of AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR

ABC: THE BACHELORETTE and the premiere of THE GLASS HOUSE….which CBS was trying to keep off the air, but a judge said it was good to go. CBS claims it’s a ripoff of Big Brother.

BRAVO: The premiere of a new show called MISS ADVISED. Sex and relationship “experts” are the focus of this reality series that follows their romantic lives. Our buddy White Menace is a part of it……he works with one of the “experts” Emily Rose on this show called “Sex with Emily”…..which is why we’re mentioning it……can’t speak to if it’s any good or not…..but Menace is a shit-disturber, so it might be ok.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Paul McCartney – 70

–Carol Kane – 60  (Miracle Max’s [Billy Crystal’s] wife in “The
Princess Bride” and she was Latka’s wife, Simka, on “Taxi”)

–Blake Shelton – 36  (Cuntry singer and Judge on “The Voice”)

–Roger Ebert – 70  (Legendary movie critic)

–Nathan Morris – 41  (From Boyz II Men.  He’s got a crazy vocal range
. . . he can sing both baritone and soprano.  He also has a college
degree in computer programming.)


Makayla Cox – 30- Today’s birthday girl has been found face down more
than Rodney King……in 93 fine films including:
“Go Ahead Ream Me”,
“Girth Wind And Fire”
“Marked For Anal Volume 3”
“Go F Yourself Volume
2”, “Interracial Addiction Volume 3”
“Take That Deep Throat This Volume 2
“Pole Position Volume 3” AND “Straight To The Sphincter Volume 1”)

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