They say the first year of marriage is supposed to be the “honeymoon phase.” If the “honeymoon phase” wears off just a couple of hours after saying your ‘I do’s,’ however, you should know the marriage was doomed from the start! Today’s DOUCHEBAG of the DAY proves this 100%

Take, for example, the 27-year-old groom who tied the knot in Feldkirch, Austria and was caught having sex with a waitress during his reception. Shocking, we know. But let’s not overlook the “caught having sex” part of the sentence. Yep, the father of the bride caught his new, now soon to be ex, son-in-law mid-stroke and we’re sure he about had one. The groom is blaming his questionable behavior on, well what else? Alcohol! Here’s the real kicker. Austrian law requires the bride to wait six months before she can divorce the grimy groom. So, while he may have enjoyed a few minutes with a waitress, we hope the bride enjoys making that guy’s life a living Hell for the next 181 days they’re legally obligated to stay together!

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