So apparently this 50 Shades of Grey book is MEGA HUGE! Us being dudes, we don’t know a whole lot about it, but we have some stats, emails, and all things involving 50 Shades of Grey in today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS!



First things first…ladies…does this turn you on?

Remember the old broads talking about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape?  Check this out!

Here is an email we got:  What it do Ninjas? Last week my husband and I took our kids to visit my 70-year-old parents.  They’re retired, but they’re still pretty active. The kids were running around the house, and they took a book off my mother’s bedside table.  I was totally weirded out by what she was reading:  “Fifty Shades of Grey”. The worst part was later in the week when she recommended I read it, too . . . because it really “spices up your love life.” The absolute LAST thing I want to think about is my parents doing it, but thinking of them doing kinky stuff is even worse. Do any people out there over 60 enjoy “Fifty Shades of Grey”?  Is it gross that my 70-year-old parents still get-it-on?  Sharon, 45

A lot of people think the “Fifty Shades of Grey” phenomenon is a good thing, because it gets women all aching in the loins and ready to do things in bed they never would’ve tried before.  Well . . . nope. According to a new survey, now that erotic fiction is popular again, 44% of women prefer reading it versus actually HAVING sex. 43% say “Fifty Shades of Grey” made their sex lives seem routine and boring by comparison.  The most common complaints are that their own sex lives seem low energy, unimaginative, and stressful compared to the sex in the book. And this erotic fiction trend is still peaking . . . 68% of women say they plan to read more books like “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

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