There are a ton of MUST CHECK OUTS on the blog today. First, the pretty decent looking pictures of Lindsay Lohan. Then, the new photos from the set of the OCTOMOM PORNO. Also, an EAGLE CALL for a NINJA MISSION! We have a new horse in the race for the Playboy Miss Social Contests. Some great AUDIO to check out including Drive By Whoring 129, Rizz’s Twitter Fight, and we talk Sexy Time Fun Facts all about the book 50 Shades of Grey. Plus, you CRAP ON CELEBS, PORNO BDAY, DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY, HEADLINE HOOSHE and TONS MORE….you can check it all out
Today we have some new LINDSAY LOHAN lingerie pics. Can Lindsay still bring the sexy, or does that face have too many miles on it? You make the call. Woody says this is probably the hottest he’s ever seen her look. The pictures were taken for a French magazine called, L’Officiel Hommes. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOS
OK…..so if Ashley wants to be so ungrateful to the WAR Ninjas for our help, let’s take it back. She claims that only 264,000 votes stand between her and her goal. Your mission, should you choose to accept it…..VOTE FOR THE PEOPLE AHEAD OF HER in the Playboy Miss Social contest. CLICK HERE TO RUIN SOMEONES DAY
The Octomom’s self-loving porno extravaganza goes on sale TOMORROW. And today we’ve got some NEW PHOTOS from the video AND a (safe for work) trailer for the movie. Gotta say…..her cans look really good. HOWEVER . . . don’t ever let this woman tell you she doesn’t have breast implants. Those are OBVIOUSLY fakes. CLICK HERE FOR PICS and VIDEO
So Rizz retweeted a Rodney King joke and then someone named Black_Dove on Twitter decided to have an issue with him and ripped him. Well, he defended himself and she then made all of her tweets private. Weak! CHECK OUT THE DETAILS HERE
So apparently this 50 Shades of Grey book is MEGA HUGE! Us being dudes, we don’t know a whole lot about it, but we have some stats, emails, and all things involving 50 Shades of Grey in today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE
Today’s Drive By Whoring is for PAULA who Jim (who’s wife passed away back in 04) thought was his next wife. But, no…she decided to go up to the Lake of the Ozarks and decided to HUGE HOOKER HERSELF out! It gets ugly quickly! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!
Patrico screwed up the sports….AGAIN. And it was time for another shocking. So, where would it be? Woody came up with the idea to give em’ a zap right under his FAT ROLL! See it all go down BY CLICKING HERE!
Boxer FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. is the World’s Highest-Paid Athlete, according to a list compiled by Forbes.com. Mayweather only fought TWICE in the past two years . . . unless you count the beatdown he gave his baby-mama, for which he’s currently serving a 90-day sentence. His combined take for those two fights was $85 MILLION. WHO ELSE MAKES THE LIST?! SEE THE FULL LIST HERE
Adidas and an L.A. designer released a special sneaker with plastic shackles that fit around your ankles . . . in case you have, quote, “a sneaker game so hot you lock your kicks to your ankles.” But some people say it’s RACIST and suggests SLAVERY. SEE THE SHOES HERE
They say the first year of marriage is supposed to be the “honeymoon phase.” If the “honeymoon phase” wears off just a couple of hours after saying your ‘I do’s,’ however, you should know the marriage was doomed from the start! Today’s DOUCHEBAG of the DAY proves this 100% ALL DOUCHE DETAILS HERE
Back in October, we heard about this dude out in Vegas….47-year-old Wesley Warren Junior. Wesley has a rare condition called scrotal elephantiasis . . . which has made his scrotum weigh 100 pounds. He has to cover it with a full-size sweatshirt, and he carries around a milk crate to rest it on. He can’t properly use the toilet or have sex, and was suffering from serious depression. Now, someone has offered him free surgery…which he REJECTED! SEE IT HERE
After we heard earlier this month that Taco Bell sold more than 100 million Doritos tacos in 10 weeks . . . which might make them the fastest-selling fast food item ever . . . we knew more varieties HAD to be on the way. And they are. THE GLORIOUS NEWS CONTINUES HERE!
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a woman who has been taking a TON of stuff from COSTCO lately. And her method of sneaking it out of the store is pretty damn impressive! ALL HOOSHE NEWS HERE
In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat a little more about Rodney King’s death. Aresnio Hall is coming back to TV, and there are some new OCTO PORN PICS! Plus today’s Crappy BDAYS and PORNO BDAY! ALL CRAP ON HERE
So today in DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting some WACKOS in the news. First, the big ball dude is rejecting free surgery! Plus, a dude HATES bi-sexual trees. A dude calls 911 to talk to Tim Tebow and a guy eats a Light bulb and then decides to rob a bank. CHECK IT OUT HERE!