TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS AND TODAY’S PORNO BIRTHDAY

In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat a little more about Rodney King’s death. Aresnio Hall is coming back to TV, and there are some new OCTO PORN PICS!  Plus today’s Crappy BDAYS and PORNO BDAY!
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Police removed POT PLANTS, among other things, from RODNEY KING’S home yesterday. You can see some pictures on today’s show blog. Rodney was found dead in the bottom of his pool early Sunday morning by his fiancée.  He had reportedly been drinking and smoking pot in the hours before his death. Police do not believe that the fiancee is hiding information.  According to TMZ.com, the cops say that she’s been “cooperative and forthright” in her account of the events leading up to Rodney’s death. Several friends of Rodney’s said that Kelley has changed her story several times — that she heard Rodney banging on the window at around 5 am Sunday and then heard him fall in the pool. Two of Rodney’s friends spoke with cops, expressing doubt about her story. The official cause of death has not yet been announced.

After ARSENIO HALL won “Celebrity Apprentice” last month, we heard several networks were interested in bringing him back to late-night TV. Well, he IS getting another shot.  Yesterday, Arsenio said he’s launching a syndicated late night talk show in September of NEXT year.  He’s partnering with syndicator CBS Television Distribution and Tribune Co., which will broadcast the 11 p.m. show on its 17 TV stations, including WGN-TV in Chicago and KTLA-TV in Los Angeles, giving it instant access to more than half the country. Arsenio added, quote, “In the end I’m a comic, and nothing fits the talk-show mode like a stand-up comic.  I know there are a lot of shows, but I think there’s a space for my show.” The original “Arsenio Hall Show” ran in syndication from 1989 to 1994.

The RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS are releasing 18 previously unheard songs over the next six months . . . as nine two-song singles. The songs were recorded during the sessions for their last album, “I’m with You”, which came out last August.  In other words, these are fairly new songs.  They do NOT span the Peppers’ near 30-year career. The singles will be released digitally, and as seven-inch vinyl records. The first one is coming out on August 14th, and the second one is coming on September 11th, the third will be out October 2nd, and so on.

Contrary to rumors, Stacy Keibler is not pregnant with George Clooney’s baby. Reports about a possible Clooney offspring surfaced after Stacy was photographed sporting a rounder midsection, but sources told TMZ that the rumors are “100% FALSE.”

Lindsay Lohan didn’t let “exhaustion and dehydration” interfere with her party schedule. Us Weekly reported that less than 48 hours after she was treated by paramedics in her hotel room, Lohan was hanging out past 1 a.m. at the Chateau Marmont. A witness told the magazine, “For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m.” Her rep, however, claims she just went out to grab a bite to eat, quote “Lindsay had been working the night shift the last 2 or 3 nights so it’s quite reasonable that she was up and having dinner at 1 am.

WE’VE GOT SOME MORE OCTO-PORN PICS!  CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!

TUESDAY TV:
FOX: HELL’S KITCHEN and MASTERCHEF
ABC: Game 4 of the NBA FINALS
MTV: TEEN MOTHERFUCKIN MOM
HBO: REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL. Tonight, retired NBA coach Phil Jackson, U.S. Olympic weightlifter Holley Mangold and Olympic runner Lopez Lomong are interviewed.

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
–Phylicia Rashad – 64  (Claire Huxtable on “The Cosby Show”)
–Paula Abdul – 50
–“Head” – 42  (Former Korn guitarist, who left the band for Jesus.)
–Kathleen Turner – 58  (“Romancing the Stone”;  the voice of sexy Jessica Rabbit in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”)
–Mia Sara – 45  (Ferris’ gorgeous girlfriend Sloane in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”)
–Dirk Nowitzki – 34  (NBA player for the Dallas Mavericks)
–Poppy Montgomery – 37  (Samantha on “Without A Trace”.)

PhotobucketAshli Orion – 25 – Today’s birthday girl in 234 fine films including:
“Blumpkin BJs Volume 2”
“Gloryhole Confessions Volume 7”
“The Bad News Bitches Volume 4”
“Smokin’ Tailpipes Volume 1”
“Need For Seed Volume 4”
“Party of Feet Volume 2”
“4 in da’ Ho Volume 1”
“Oooops… I Did My Daddy’s Best Friend”
“All Aboard the Gangbang Train”

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