A few days ago, a man in a small Chinese village dug up what looked like a strange, two-headed mushroom with holes at both ends. So the local TV station came and did a report on it….they aired their report on the strange mushroom, and showed several close-ups of it on TV…..then they found out it wasn’t a mushroom . . . it was a MAN’S SEX TOY! Like a double ended pocket vag! Docking anyone?
Someone had buried in the ground. The TV station ended up issuing an apology. And in perfect Chinese fashion . . . they blamed the reporter. Quote, “Our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world . . . please forgive our oversight.”