THURSDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a dad taking matters into his “own hands” literally and another video you have to check out about a Chinese news team finding a “strange mushroom.”  Also, we talk about a man who ganked a sex toy and a woman blames her accident on her GPS!

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We don’t know where this happened, but there’s a new video going around showing some guy who found out his underage daughter had been having sex with her ADULT boyfriend. But instead of calling the cops, he went to the guy’s house, made him lie face-down on the ground . . . and SPANKED HIM. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!

A few days ago, a man in a small Chinese village dug up what looked like a strange, two-headed mushroom with holes at both ends.  So the local TV station came and did a report on it….they aired their report on the strange mushroom, and showed several close-ups of it on TV…..then they found out it wasn’t a mushroom . . . it was a MAN’S SEX TOY!  Like a double ended pocket vag! SEE THE VIDEO OF IT ALL HERE!

Once upon a time, marital aids really WERE supposed to be marital aids . . . and not just SEX TOYS for us perverts to bust out whenever we want casual sex. 31-year-old Eric Green of Palm Bay, Florida still believes in the purity of marital aids. Last Thursday night, Eric was caught stealing a “Trojan Twister” vibrator from a Walgreen’s.  Yes, Walgreen’s and other drugstores sell basic love toys, usually ones from mainstream condom companies like Trojan and Durex. The employees saw him take it and called the cops. When they busted him, he gave a perfectly rational explanation for why he’d stolen it.  Quote, “Me and my wife are having marital issues.” The Twister usually retails for around $50.  Eric was arrested for theft.

NO ONE follows their GPS directions THIS blindly, right? On Monday, around 5:45 P.M., 47-year-old Patricia Maione of Uxbridge, Massachusetts drove her green Buick onto the golf course at Whitinsville Golf Club in Northbridge, Massachusetts.  She ended up plowing right into a sand trap. When the cops got there, they say she told them, quote, “her GPS told her to turn left.”  So she kept driving left . . . straight onto the golf course.  She also told them, quote, “she didn’t even like golf.” The cops had another reason for her driving issues . . . she admitted she’d put down the equivalent of about 11 shots of VODKA.  The cops found a large Burger King cup filled with alcohol in her car. There were actually people golfing when she crashed through the course.  Fortunately no one was hurt.  Patricia was arrested for drunk driving, negligent driving, having an open container, and driving with a suspended license.

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