BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK BLOG & PODCAST (6/18-6/22)

On this weeks BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK BLOG & PODCAST there is a TON of stuff for you to check out! TWO TEACHERS hookin up with students and we ask you to tell us if they are guilty or not.  Tons of stuff about the OCTOMOM as her new porno came out this week.  The guys tortured Patrico with not only a Mystery Interview (w/ Jimmy Fallon) but also with the GLORY HOLE CHALLENGE. We had Drive By Whoring #129, Crowned the Headline Hooshe Story of the Week, and have all kinds of videos, photos, and stories for you to check out on the FULL BEST OF THE WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST! 

FROM MONDAY:

Seriously…neighbors suck. We have a bunch of stuff about terrible neighbors. A woman in London has a neighbor who takes EPIC dumps. And we have some terrible neighbors who cannot take care of their lawns. Plus, today – we open up the phones and ask you about YOUR terrible neighbors CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

No one thought it could happen, but DAVID HASSELHOFF may have made a video even more embarrassing than the one where he’s drunkenly eating a cheeseburger off a hotel room floor. It’s an ad for Lean Pockets. David plays their new spokesman, Gunther “Mr. Lean” Hasselhoff. And he does it with a horrible German accent. SEE THE AD HERE!

People are constantly asking why the Kardashians are famous. Then they see pictures of KIM KARDASHIAN in lingerie and they’re like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s why. Here’s the latest pics……don’t know/don’t care who/what these pictures were shot for. Enjoy. CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS

Last week we heard about a 39-year-old from West Virginia who was hitchhiking across the country writing a book on the kindness of America. And when he was in Montana, he said he was randomly shot in a drive-by. Well . . . on Friday, he admitted he’d shot himself as a desperate publicity stunt. He hasn’t been arrested yet, but could face charges.

We have another WAR JURY POLL question for you. Meet26-year-old Rachel Farrell, a high school English teacher from Bangor, Pennsylvania who was accused of having sex with four of her students, just TWO MONTHS, after getting married back in 2010. Sure, she’s a cheating whore… but is she guilty? SEE PICTURES AND VOTE HERE

 

Every year, brilliant new fried foods are introduced at state and county fairs around the country. And this year’s innovation is . . . DEEP FRIED BREAKFAST CEREAL. A vendor at the San Diego County Fair is selling deep fried Trix and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It’s pretty simple actually . . . SEE PICTURES AND MORE HERE

 

Meet Ashley Salazar……a former Point Eye-Candy Girl and she’s been in the Big St. Charles Motorsports Calendar Girl contests. She hit us up on Twitter and is asking for some help from you NINJAS. She wants you to vote for her in Playboy’s “Miss Social” contest.CLICK HERE FOR SOME PICTURES and to VOTE

 

The man whose videotaped beating at the hands of Los Angeles Police thugs sparked the L.A. riots of 1992 has died. RODNEY KING was found dead at the bottom of his swimming pool early Sunday morning. He was 47. His fiancée Cynthia Kelley called police at about 5:30 A.M., after finding his body. READ MORE HERE

FROM TUESDAY:

Today we have some new LINDSAY LOHAN lingerie pics. Can Lindsay still bring the sexy, or does that face have too many miles on it? You make the call. Woody says this is probably the hottest he’s ever seen her look. The pictures were taken for a French magazine called, L’Officiel Hommes. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOS

OK…..so if Ashley wants to be so ungrateful to the WAR Ninjas for our help, let’s take it back. She claims that only 264,000 votes stand between her and her goal. Your mission, should you choose to accept it…..VOTE FOR THE PEOPLE AHEAD OF HER in the Playboy Miss Social contest. CLICK HERE TO RUIN SOMEONES DAY

The Octomom’s self-loving porno extravaganza goes on sale TOMORROW. And today we’ve got some NEW PHOTOS from the video AND a (safe for work) trailer for the movie. Gotta say…..her cans look really good. HOWEVER . . . don’t ever let this woman tell you she doesn’t have breast implants. Those are OBVIOUSLY fakes. CLICK HERE FOR PICS and VIDEO

So Rizz retweeted a Rodney King joke and then someone named Black_Dove on Twitter decided to have an issue with him and ripped him. Well, he defended himself and she then made all of her tweets private. Weak! CHECK OUT THE DETAILS HERE

So apparently this 50 Shades of Grey book is MEGA HUGE! Us being dudes, we don’t know a whole lot about it, but we have some stats, emails, and all things involving 50 Shades of Grey in today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for PAULA who Jim (who’s wife passed away back in 04) thought was his next wife. But, no…she decided to go up to the Lake of the Ozarks and decided to HUGE HOOKER HERSELF out! It gets ugly quickly! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

Patrico screwed up the sports….AGAIN. And it was time for another shocking. So, where would it be? Woody came up with the idea to give em’ a zap right under his FAT ROLL! See it all go down BY CLICKING HERE!

Boxer FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. is the World’s Highest-Paid Athlete, according to a list compiled by Forbes.com. Mayweather only fought TWICE in the past two years . . . unless you count the beatdown he gave his baby-mama, for which he’s currently serving a 90-day sentence. His combined take for those two fights was $85 MILLION. WHO ELSE MAKES THE LIST?! SEE THE FULL LIST HERE

Adidas and an L.A. designer released a special sneaker with plastic shackles that fit around your ankles . . . in case you have, quote, “a sneaker game so hot you lock your kicks to your ankles.” But some people say it’s RACIST and suggests SLAVERY. SEE THE SHOES HERE

They say the first year of marriage is supposed to be the “honeymoon phase.” If the “honeymoon phase” wears off just a couple of hours after saying your ‘I do’s,’ however, you should know the marriage was doomed from the start! Today’s DOUCHEBAG of the DAY proves this 100% ALL DOUCHE DETAILS HERE

 

Back in October, we heard about this dude out in Vegas….47-year-old Wesley Warren Junior. Wesley has a rare condition called scrotal elephantiasis . . . which has made his scrotum weigh 100 pounds. He has to cover it with a full-size sweatshirt, and he carries around a milk crate to rest it on. He can’t properly use the toilet or have sex, and was suffering from serious depression. Now, someone has offered him free surgery…which he REJECTED! SEE IT HERE

 

After we heard earlier this month that Taco Bell sold more than 100 million Doritos tacos in 10 weeks . . . which might make them the fastest-selling fast food item ever . . . we knew more varieties HAD to be on the way. And they are. THE GLORIOUS NEWS CONTINUES HERE!

FROM WEDNESDAY:

It was only a matter of time that we put this together. But here it is. It’s everything you need to know about Kate Upton. From her CatDaddy dance to her pictures from the SI Swimsuit shoot….you can find it all right here. Thank you little baby bearded Jesus…and…before you click: You’re welcome. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!

 

This is either some of the freakiest inter-species hooking up we’ve ever seen . . . or this octopus is going to have a story to tell his grandkids. Last week, a photographer off the coast of Greece captured a picture of a bottlenose dolphin jumping out of the water . . . and an octopus had its head accidentally stuck in the dolphin’s, quote, “genital slit.” SEE THE PICTURE HERE

The guys surprised Patrico with ANOTHER Mystery Interview today. He was in the middle of the sports report when all of a sudden the phone rang. Who was on the other line? Mr. Jimmy Fallon! With no time to prepare…it was go time! CLICK HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Here’s the video from our most recent Sexy Lingerie/Bikini Contests. If you want to get up to date alerts on all of the Bikini Contests and have the chance to WIN tickets JUST for showing up email us HERE! Join us for our next Hotshots Sexy Lingerie/Bikini Contest CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

In today’s SPORTS we chat about the Cardinals, an announcer has a meltdown on the air, the NBA playoffs and NHL awards have some news, and check out the video from the minor league homerun contest on a god damn aircraft carrier! ALL SPORTS HERE

There’s outrage in Thailand over a recent contestant on their version of “America’s Got Talent” . . . because her talent was taking off her shirt, and using her CANS as paintbrushes. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!

Seems like EVERYONE is covering that pop song “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen…… but if the song STILL hasn’t driven you nuts, the guy from the infamous “Chocolate Rain” video, Tay Zonday has covered it too . . . and sang it as low as he possibly could! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE

Today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY is actually an update to a story we had a couple weeks back. Remember the Valley Park Mayor who was pulled over and spit on cops, got tasered, and all kinds of other drama? His excuse? EXHAUSTION! Joke! Well, he’s back in the news for being DOUCHEY! CHECK OUT THE UPDATE HERE!

 

OK…..so if Ashley wants to be so ungrateful to the WAR Ninjas for our help, let’s take it back. She claims that only 264,000 votes stand between her and her goal. Your mission, should you choose to accept it…..VOTE FOR THE PEOPLE AHEAD OF HER in the Playboy Miss Social contest. CLICK HERE TO RUIN SOMEONES DAY

FROM THURSDAY:

If you’re STILL not on board with our whole “Kids Suck” thing….check out this video that’s gone viral. It’s a group of kids in Rochester, New York bully an elderly bus monitor. They taunted her and made fun of her weight until she CRIED. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

We don’t know where this happened, but there’s a new video going around showing some guy who found out his underage daughter had been having sex with her ADULT boyfriend. But instead of calling the cops, he went to the guy’s house, made him lie face-down on the ground . . . and SPANKED HIM. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

It’s Glory Hole Challenge time! It’s simple, Patrico has to guess what item is being passed through the GLORYHOLE…only using his MOUTH and his FACE! Terry from BIG ST CHARLES stopped by to play today and the items THIS week were grapes, a sponge, anal beads….and a DEAD FISH! SEE IT ALL HERE!

Summer officially started yesterday, so here’s a great video to kick things off: Someone built a homemade waterslide in their backyard . . . and it has a LOOP. In the video, one person does the loop while another person goes down a SECOND waterslide that ramps him THROUGH the loop……pretty sweet! SEE THE VIDEO HERE

A few days ago, a man in a small Chinese village dug up what looked like a strange, two-headed mushroom with holes at both ends. So the local TV station came and did a report on it….they aired their report on the strange mushroom, and showed several close-ups of it on TV…..then they found out it wasn’t a mushroom . . . it was a MAN’S SEX TOY! Like a double ended pocket vag! Docking anyone? SEE THE VIDEO HERE!

Remember the video where a guy pranked people by using a water bottle to make it look like he was urinating in public? Well, two guys did basically the same prank . . . but with a Shake Weight so it looked like they were JO’ing. Continue reading →

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for PAULA who Jim (who’s wife passed away back in 04) thought was his next wife. But, no…she decided to go up to the Lake of the Ozarks and decided to HUGE HOOKER HERSELF out! It gets ugly quickly! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

The Octomom’s self-loving porno extravaganza goes on sale TODAY. And today we’ve got some NEW PHOTOS from the video AND a (safe for work) trailer for the movie. Gotta say…..her cans look really good. HOWEVER . . . don’t ever let this woman tell you she doesn’t have breast implants. Those are OBVIOUSLY fakes. CLICK HERE FOR PICS and VIDEO

A website called Kiplinger.com looked at the 10 states that have had the most natural disasters over the last 10 years, based on the total dollar value of the damage the storms caused. Missouri and Illinois made the top 10: CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LIST!

 

Congratulations to Saint Louis’ own Washington University. It came in at number 16 on a list ranking the colleges with the most crime. This is for crimes committed on campus. The ranking were based on crime data from 2008 to 2010; with Washington University having one murder, 37 robberies, 34 aggravated, 131 burglaries and 104 car thefts. SEE THE TOP TEN HERE

FROM FRIDAY:

In Indianapolis…..a 22 year old woman named Megan Crafton, who is a High School cheerleading coach was arrested, after she allegedly gave a mouth party to a 17 year old kid from the basketball team in her car! They kept it classy too. The “incident” was happened back in January in Megan’s car…..in the parking lot of a place called JR’s Western Supermarket! SEE PHOTOS AND YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Anybody interested in a picture of DEENA CORTESE from “Jersey Shore” picking a bikini wedge and exposing her buttcrack? CLICK HERE YOU MASOCHISTS

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

The marketing department for Mercedes-Benz just set a weird record to get us all excited about the new SLS AMG Roadster . . . which is a convertible and costs about $200,000. They got a British golfer named Jake Shepherd to drive golf balls down a runway . . . while a race car driver tried to catch them at 120 miles an hour. SEE IT ALL RIGHT HERE!

The attorney for George Zimmerman released video and audio police tapes, including one in which George is brought back to the scene of the shooting…the day after it happened and he re-enacts for police what he says happened. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!

NADYA SULEMAN went on The HOWARD STERN show on Wednesday . . . and Howard put her on a SYBIAN. For those of you who don’t know your sex toys, a Sybian is kind of like a motorcycle seat or a saddle . . . except it VIBRATES, and often has other special features that get at a woman’s gushy parts. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!

Check out this clip from a group called “SUPERNEWS.” It shows the struggles of one man who refuses to get involve in a world overrun by Twitter. As serious as that sounds…the video is actually F$%^!ing HILARIOUS! SEE THE VIDEO BY CLICKING!

We always talk about the Woody and Rizz Parent of the Year Nominees. These are usually stories about parents who make the news for all the wrong reasons. But, in a change of pace, we actually have some stories about GOOD PARENTING! CHECK IT OUT HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going to be a TIGHT competition. Will it be…the woman who stole a bunch of stuff jammed in her pants stealing from COSTCO? Could it be the woman who won the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK a few weeks back with a mobile meth lab..PART II! Or was it the guy attacking people with sausage and a wrench?! See the stories and see who WON CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HOOSHE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Rockband, Race Horse, or Porno. We give you the name and it’s simple. You tell us. Is it a Rock Band…the name of a Race Horse…or…a PORNO MOVIE?! PLAY THE GAME HERE

 

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