Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to two women who were pimpin their escort service…yes…HOOKERS WITH BUSINESS CARDS…who were doing some flash campaigning by putting business cards on cars….at the HOME DEPOT!
Whatever these two “ladies” may lack in looks and intelligence, they sure made up for it with an audacious marketing strategy. Too bad it didn’t work. They’re in jail now. Rhonda Crickenberger and Mary Ann Pugh may very well be the dumbest hookers ever to come out of Florida. The dingbats were busted after marketing their prostitution services by putting business cards for “Foxy Lady’s Private Escort” on car windshields in the parking lot of a Home Depot in Moultrie, Georgia. An undercover police officer took one of their cards and paid them a visit. They told the officer it would cost $100 for 30 minutes of sex with either one of them.“They were not thinking, I’m sorry, when you advertise something like that, even though you put on there private escort, people know what that is about,” said Moultrie Police Investigator Cpl. Dave Underwood. Not surprisingly, this isn’t Rhonda Crickenberger’s first arrest.

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