TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBRITIES & TODAY’S PORNO BIRTHDAY

Today we chat about some CRAP ON CELEBS include Jenny McCarthy in Playboy and some other crappy gossip including the Black Keys suing…. plus today’s WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY and CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS!
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“Playboy” has unveiled the cover of its July / August issue with JENNY MCCARTHY on the cover.  Not surprisingly, she looks pretty awesome. You can check it out on today’s show blog. The issue hits newsstands on Friday. This is Jenny’s seventh nude spread for “Playboy” and she says, quote, “I’m really proud of it.  The pictures are really gorgeous and classy.” Jenny also says she didn’t have to lose much weight for the shoot . . . quote, “The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look.  The women are voluptuous.  So I didn’t really want to diet.  I just wanted to tone up.” She’ll be 40 in November.

The Black Keys have launched copyright infringement lawsuits against Home Depot and Pizza Hut. according to the Associated Press. The duo filed federal lawsuits late last week against both corporations, claiming that Home Depot did not have permission to use elements of their song “Lonely Boy” in an ad for power tools, while also alleging that Pizza Hut misused their latest single, “Gold On The Ceiling,” in a recent commercial. Both tracks appear on the band’s latest album, El Camino. While the Black Keys have sold their songs for use in a number of ads, movie trailers and TV spots, frontman Dan Auerbach told us that the duo don’t accept every offer that comes their way (quote) “we still say no to certain companies, you know. If a company sucks, we’ll say no to it. But for the most part, we allow companies and movies and stuff like that to use our music. We only feel like we benefit from it.”

If HODA KOTB replaces ANN CURRY as MATT LAUER’S co-host on the “Today” show, that might mean KATHIE LEE GIFFORD would be looking for a new drinking partner for the fourth hour. RadarOnline.com claims REGIS PHILBIN is “in talks” to take Hoda’s spot . . . which would re-team him with Kathie Lee. Just last week, Regis filled in for Hoda. NBC of course LOVES Regis….but the question is:  Would Regis be interested in this, less than a year after retiring from his own show with KELLY RIPA? Keep in mind this assumes that Ann IS being dumped . . . that Hoda IS replacing her, and IS leaving Kathie Lee . . . AND that Regis wants to spend his “retirement” riffing off Kathie Lee’s tipsy banter. That’s a lot of speculation.

Yesterday was the third anniversary of MICHAEL JACKSON’S death.  So does the man who was held legally responsible for it have anything to say?  Yes, he does . . . but one thing he WON’T say is that he’s sorry. He also considers it an INJUSTICE that he’s behind bars, and says he does NOT owe the Jackson family an apology. In fact, he thinks Michael’s family owes Michael an apology for burying him at Forest Lawn cemetery in Glendale, California. Murray says Michael wanted to be cremated and have his ashes spread in the Pacific Ocean.  Supposedly, he didn’t like California, and wouldn’t have wanted to be bound there for eternity. As for how he’s passing his time, Murray spends about 10 hours a day reading.  He also plays a “word-of-the-day” game with his fellow inmates. When he gets out of prison, he plans to go back to practicing medicine, and wants to serve humanity in some way. Good luck with that.

Jenna Jameson has been charged with DUI in connection with her arrest last month. The former porn star was busted in California on May 25th after smashing her car into a light pole. She subsequently failed a sobriety test and police said she was over the legal alcohol limit and had two prescription drugs in her system at the time of her arrest. She’s now been charged with two counts of DUI and one count of driving without a valid license. She could face up to a year in jail if convicted.

ROSEANNE BARR will be the next target of the Comedy Central Roast series.  The special tapes on August 4th . . . and will premiere on August 12th. There’s no word on a host yet. Comedy Central’s previous roast targets include:  DONALD TRUMP, CHARLIE SHEEN, DAVID HASSELHOFF and PAMELA ANDERSON. There are usually a lot of funny jokes at these roasts, but at the same time, the format is getting a little stale.  There’s a lot of the same people telling the same jokes about each other every time. Here’s your MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA, Comedy Central . . .TOM ARNOLD. I don’t know if Roseanne would agree to it, but you give him free reign to rip on Roseanne, you’ll get ratings.  Oh, and make sure there’s a little nose candy in his dressing room before the show.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Michael Vick – 32
–Nick Offerman – 42  (Ron Swanson on “Parks and Recreation”)
–Aubrey Plaza – 28  (April on “Parks and Recreation”)
–Chris O’Donnell – 42  (“NCIS: Los Angeles”)
–Jason Schwartzman – 32  (Max Fischer in “Rushmore”)
–Chris Isaak – 56
–Derek Jeter – 38
–Sean Hayes – 42  (Jack on “Will & Grace” . . . and Larry in the “Three Stooges” movie)
–Gretchen Wilson – 39  (Country singer)

PhotobucketCassandra Calogera – 26 – Today’s birthday girl has handled more jugs than a milkman……in 93 fine films including:
“Addicted to Boobs Volume 6”
“Boobstravaganza Volume 15”
“Totally Stacked Volume 2”
“Boobs-a-Plenty”
“Big Boobie MILF Shake Volume 6”
“Boobzilla Volume 3”
“Boobaholics Anonymous Volume 4”
“Breast Worship Volume 2”
“Nice Rack Volume 16”
“No More Bush”

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