WOMEN GLUED TO TOILET…PRANK OR DID SHE DO IT HERSELF?! [POLL]

Last week, police in Kentucky were called to a Walmart after a woman used the bathroom . . . and ended up SUPER GLUED to the toilet seat.  It took emergency crews more than an hour to get her free.  The police and Walmart say they’re investigating how the toilet seat ended up covered in glue.

Last week, police were called to a Walmart in Monticello, Kentucky after a woman used the bathroom . . . and found herself SUPER GLUED to the toilet seat. She was stuck there for at least an hour until a rescue crew could get her free.  There’s no word on whether she suffered any injuries. The police and Walmart are investigating how the toilet seat ended up covered in super glue.  A prank would be the best guess . . . but a police spokesman says, quote, “Right now, I wouldn’t say if it was accidental or intentional.” If the cops do catch someone who put glue on the seat, they could be looking at a charge of second-degree assault.

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One Response to WOMEN GLUED TO TOILET…PRANK OR DID SHE DO IT HERSELF?! [POLL]

  1. Sharon says:

    Doesn’t superglue dry fast? I can’t see how someone could glue a seat, leave and in the space of what 30 seconds have someone come in and plant their fanny on the seat? I’m not buying it but if any of you are, I have a bridge for sale in the Sierra Desert.

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