You have tons of vodka lying around. Maybe your friends left it. Maybe it was on sale. Maybe you bought it because it’s cheap and you heard you could make it into whatever booze you want. What?

Sounds like BS, right? We thought so, too. But that’s what Still Spirits claims its magical little flavor pouches can do. Just add vodka! The results were shocking. It’s Friday afternoon, you’ve made it through the long week, and it’s time for Happy Hour, Gizmodo’s weekly booze column. A cocktail shaker full of innovation, science, and alcohol. Alcohol + chemistry = alchemy! Still Spirits Top Shelf are little sachets or bottles of flavorings. They’re intended to enhance neutral spirits, because neutral spirits, well, they don’t taste like anything. If you want real bourbon, you have to age those spirits in charred barrels for years. Who has that kind of time? So Still Spirits made it easy. You just take your neutral spirit and you add one of their flavor pouches, and voila, instant bourbon. Or gin. Or dark rum. Or tequila. Or absinthe. There are literally dozens of flavors.


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