Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a guy who was trying to shoplift a bottle of beer.  Well, he got busted, and to get away from cops…he tried to do something that was disgusting…truly.  Is it hooshe…OH HELLS YES!

Last week, Walmart security guards in Chandler, Arizona spotted 56-year-old Tomas Arenas trying to shoplift a bottle of beer. So they grabbed him on the way out and brought him back inside.  Tomas knew he was SCREWED . . . so he came up with the best escape plan he could think of. He pulled down his pants . . . and started pooping all over the store. Security grabbed him, and when the cops got there he was arrested.  He was hit with one shoplifting charge . . . and four charges for the pooping plan, including indecent exposure, defecating in public, loitering, and disorderly conduct.

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