On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG the TOP THING you have to check out is the brand new DUMBASS CONTEST which is FAT CHICK or SKINNY CHICK! Plus today’s blog has a couple things that have to do with MEGA DRAMA being solved…and don’t forget to participate in the CAPTION CONTEST going on right now! Plus the MAYOR was in with a BANNER week of FREAKS and you can get all caught up
Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!
You have tons of vodka lying around. Maybe your friends left it. Maybe it was on sale. Maybe you bought it because it’s cheap and you heard you could make it into whatever booze you want. What? SEE THE BOOZE NEWS HERE
An 18-year-old high school senior in Brooklyn is headed to college this fall to study electrical engineering . . . and he just won a pretty sweet graduation present. He bought a two-dollar scratch-off lottery ticket last month, and won the grand prize . . . $1,000 a week for the REST of his LIFE. He was presented with a check for a million dollars this week, which covers the first 20 years. SEE THE GOOD NEWS HERE!
Today, we have some food news. But, for once, it’s not GOOD food news. We talk about a shortage that could effect some of the Good Humor ice cream products. AND – now Hebrew National Dogs may not even be KOSHER! WE SMELL LAWSUIT! READ THE NEWS HERE!
MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!
There’s a video making the rounds online where two older ladies talk smack on a city bus, and drop a TON of f-bombs while they argue over who paid what, who should shut up . . . who cares. These bitches need their mouths washed out with soap! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO
Teachers have it rough. They have to put up with a TON of bullshit from OTHER people’s kids. AND…..when these kids start acting like a-holes, there’s nothing the teachers can do these days besides sit back and get shit on by these little candy eating pricks. EXCEPT THIS GUY! CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT HERE!
You’ve heard CHRIS KELLEY doing ESPN’s “This . . . is SportsCenter” voiceovers for 13 YEARS, and now you can put a face to the voice. Chris showed up on SportsCenter in person for the first time recently . . . and he’s kind of SCARY-LOOKING. SEE IT HERE
MEGAN FOX is definitely pregnant. She didn’t announce it, but her STOMACH did. She and her husband, BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN took a little anniversary trip to Hawaii and Megan was in a bikini. CLICK HERE TO SEE SOME PHOTOS
In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we are chatting about a celeb who is DEF pregnant and finally talking about it. Plus, T.O. has a video of him J.Oing apparently. Plus, today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and today’s WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BDAY! ALL CRAP ON CELEBS HERE
In today’s SPORTS we talk about the Cardinals, a sommersaulting closer, Amar’e is in trouble, and some NHL news! Plus, finally there is some big time college football news happening and it’s finally a step in the right direction! ALL SPORTS HERE
Check out today (as is tradition) we have some CREEPERS in the NEWS during DISCOUNT NEWS! We have a local dude who admitted to sexual crimes. Plus, an update on another local story. Plus GOD chooses a woman for a man to kidnap and a guy sunbathes naked with a rubber dong! ALL NEWS HERE
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a guy who was trying to shoplift a bottle of beer. Well, he got busted, and to get away from cops…he tried to do something that was disgusting…truly. Is it hooshe…OH HELLS YES! ALL HOOSHE NEWS HERE