WEDNESDAY DISCOUNT NEWS (CREEPERS IN THE NEWS)

Check out today (as is tradition) we have some CREEPERS in the NEWS during DISCOUNT NEWS!  We have a local dude who admitted to sexual crimes. Plus, an update on another local story. Plus GOD chooses a woman for a man to kidnap and a guy sunbathes naked with a rubber dong!
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An eastern Missouri man’s honesty during a job interview with the state Highway Patrol got him arrested when, according to the interviewer, he acknowledged inappropriately touching a child. St. Francois County prosecutors now have charged 26-year-old Christopher Stringham, of Park Hills, with 20 counts of first-degree statutory sodomy. According to court records, Stringham was asked during a job interview with the Highway Patrol last month if he ever committed a sexual crime he could be convicted of. He allegedly replied he touched a child several times, each time accidentally. A message left Tuesday with his attorney, James Willis of Farmington, wasn’t returned. A judge lowered Stringham’s bond Tuesday from $500,000 to $25,000 and ordered him to wear a monitoring bracelet if released.

New details have been released regarding a Fort Zumwalt West Middle School teacher in custody for possession of child pornography. Matt Hansen, 38, was a seventh grade math teacher at the school and had been employed with the school district since 2004. Hansen was placed on administrative leave earlier this month when the district learned he had been charged with felony possession of child pornography after he climbed a cell phone tower in a small Iowa town and threatened to kill himself. Officers talked Hansen down and he was committed to a mental health facility before he was transferred to the Lincoln County Jail.  On Monday, Bernard DuBray, Superintendent of the Fort Zumwalt School District, posted a letter on the district’s website with more information regarding Hansen and the charges. DuBray says in addition to teaching seventh grade math, Hansen also assisted with the Fifth Grade Outdoor Education Program. He says after Hansen was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography, the Cyber Crimes Unit discovered he had also secretly videotaped male students of the Outdoor Education Program undressing before getting in the showers. The students are from Progress South, Lewis and Clark, and Dardenne elementary schools.

Authorities in northern Georgia are on the lookout for a man who allegedly harassed three women in a Barnes & Noble bookstore, and tried to kidnap one of them. He supposedly claimed that two of the women he bothered were his soul mates, chosen for him by God.T he man grabbed the first victim by the arm Sunday and tried to drag her toward the door of the Norcross store, about 20 miles northeast of Atlanta. “You are the one,” he allegedly told her during the incident.. Shoppers intervened, and broke the unidentified woman free of the man’s grasp. Over the course of the past week, the man bothered two other women . He also reportedly claimed the third woman to be his destiny. The man is said to be in his 20s or 30s, standing at 5-foot-9 with a medium build. He reportedly has brown skin, black hair, and is balding. At the time, he was wearing a white shirt and khaki shorts and was allegedly seen driving a silver passenger car.

Joseph Lamar Conn said he wanted to simply catch a few rays by sunbathing nude. However, by doing it on his front porch in Florida, he managed to catch the attention of the Ocala Police Department. Conn, a 49-year-old registered sex offender, was taken into custody Monday for allegedly exposing himself while holding a rubber penis in his hand

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