WEDNESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BIRTHDAY

In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we are chatting about a celeb who is DEF pregnant and finally talking about it.  Plus, T.O. has a video of him J.Oing apparently.  Plus, today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and today’s WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BDAY!

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MEGAN FOX is definitely pregnant.  She didn’t announce it, but her STOMACH did. She and her husband, BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN took a little anniversary trip to Hawaii and Megan was in a bikini. You can see some pictures HERE. Brian also has a 10-year-old son with his ex-girlfriend. There’s no word on Megan’s due date.  She’s 26 . . . Brian is 38. Now, we begin the countdown to Megan’s NAKED, PREGNANT PHOTO SHOOT.

TIMOTHY POE was cut from “America’s Got Talent” last night.  He’s the former soldier and wannabe country singer who started a big controversy by embellishing a story about being injured in Afghanistan during his audition. It’s STILL unclear exactly what happened and what didn’t.  Last we heard, Poe was saying he felt like he was going crazy because he didn’t know “what is reality and what’s not reality.” But Poe wasn’t eliminated for lying to America . . . he was dropped because his singing didn’t cut it.  He sang GEORGE STRAIT’S “The Chair”, and the judges weren’t impressed. The episode taped last month . . . BEFORE everyone found out that Poe’s story wasn’t quite what it seemed. This isn’t surprising though. NBC and the show’s producers didn’t have much to say when the scandal broke, which seemed to suggest that they knew he wasn’t going to make it through to the next round anyway.

A woman claims to be selling photos of TERRELL OWENS pleasuring himself.  She says she got them after a session of hot CYBER SEX with T.O. on Skype . . . and now she’s shopping them to various media outlets. At this point, no photos have hit the web, so we don’t know if this is legit.

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans found herself back in jail over the weekend — along with her fiance Gary Head. Us Weekly reported that both were arrested after a heated argument, during which Head allegedly hit the reality star “numerous times.” Sources say that Evans was busted for possession of an illegal substance as well.

A big music and sports memorabilia auction went down earlier this week.  Here’s a rundown of a few things that were on the block, and how much they sold for: MICHAEL JACKSON’S handwritten lyrics for “Billie Jean” sold for $40,625 . . . Michael’s 1984 Video Music Award sold for $50,000 . . . and a pair of black loafers signed by Michael went for $18,750. ELVIS PRESLEY’S motorcycle jacket and pants were purchased for $41,600 A dress that WHITNEY HOUSTON once wore to the Grammys sold for $20,480 . . . and a jumpsuit she performed in went for $10,240. The robe AMY WINEHOUSE wore in her “Rehab” video sold for $34,375 . . . and an outfit that LADY GAGA modeled in “Vogue” magazine also went for the same amount…..$34,000! Meanwhile, a shirt that KEITH RICHARDS once performed in sold for $7,040.

WEDNESDAY TV:
NBC: MORE U.S. OLYMPIC TRIALS and AMERICA’S GOT TALENT
MTV: The season premiere of THE REAL WORLD: ST THOMAS
FOX: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
ABC: The premiere of a new show called FINAL WITNESS that takes real-life murder cases and tells them from the perspective of the victim. The first episode is the 2008 East Texas triple homicide of Penny Caffey and her two sons killed during a home invasion.  It’s based on the book her husband wrote about it.
TNT: DALLAS
CBS: DOGS IN THE CITY

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Tobey Maguire – 37
–Khloe Kardashian – 28  (The Kardashian who looks most prepared to fight an ox)
–Madylin Sweeten – 21  (Ray’s daughter Ally on “Everybody Loves Raymond”)
–Jo “Supernanny” Frost – 41
–Ross Perot – 82
–J.J. Abrams – 46  (The man behind “Alias” and “Lost” )
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Victoria Sin – 33 – Today’s birthday girl has gotten dirtier than the floor of a peep show…….in 287 fine films including:
“Semen Demons Volume 2”
“Born Whores Volume 3”
“Anal Supremacy Volume 2”
“I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing Volume 1”
“White Kong Dong Volume 9: Bangin’ Your Mom”
“Booty Annihilators Volume 4”
“Double Shocker Volume 3”
“Tonsil Hockey”
“Pull My Hair And Call Me Stupid Volume 2”

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