So normally on Thursdays we only do BITCH BE TRIPPIN…but there have been some many dudes trippin out in the news that we are switching things up. Ladies…you get a free pass…for now. Because w/ today’s DISCOUNT NEWS, we bring to you, PRICKS BE TRIPPIN!
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On Sunday night, in the howling storm, a naked man with a golf club claimed a car as his own. It was a 1999 Pontiac Grand Am and, Pasco deputies say, it had been abandoned earlier that day by a pizza delivery woman after it stalled in rising floodwaters. Neighbors told deputies they saw Larry Norman Hill, a 57-year-old who lives on Cape Cod Drive, “completely naked” and “smashing the stranded vehicle with a golf club,” a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office report states. The side mirror was knocked off. The headlight ripped out. The roof caved in. The doors were opened, letting floodwater inside. A neighbor “told him to stop hitting the vehicle and asked him how would he like it if someone did that to his car,” the report says. “The defendant told him it was his car now.” The pizza delivery woman went back for her car Monday, saw the damage and called the Sheriff’s Office. Neighbors pointed to Hill. When he was found walking on Moog Road, Hill was apparently clothed and “in possession of a putter,” the report states, though it was determined the damage was done by a driver. Hill told a deputy he was on the car’s roof because he thought a baby was inside “and wanted to save it,” the report states. “I asked him why he opened the doors to the vehicle and he told me he wanted to air it out.” Hill was charged with criminal mischief. He was taken to the Pasco jail and held on $1,000 bail.
A Washington State man allegedly threw his wife onto a highway from a moving car Sunday and then briefly escaped custody. Troopers responded around 9:10 a.m. to a call that a woman was pushed from a vehicle onto Interstate. Emergency workers rescued the woman on the highway as police learned that her husband was driving erratically about two miles away. Authorities arrested the unidentified husband put him in the back of a patrol car. But the man reportedly wasn’t finished with his violent drama. The husband managed to break out of the patrol car window. He reportedly attacked the arresting officer before authorities subdued him — again — and took him into custody. An ambulance took the wife to the hospital where she was in stable condition.
72-year-old Daniel Collins of Teaneck, New Jersey has been feuding with a 47-year-old neighbor in his apartment complex for a while now. Things between them reached their breaking point on Monday night. Around 9:25 P.M., Daniel says he heard the other man walk in front of his apartment door and do something unforgivable . . . HE PASSED GAS. The door was closed, and Daniel almost certainly couldn’t smell it . . . but apparently it put him over the edge. Daniel GRABBED HIS GUN, busted out of his apartment, and pointed it at his neighbor. He allegedly said, quote, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The man took off, and called the cops. Daniel was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, unlawful possession of a firearm, and making terroristic threats.
You’ve almost got to commend this idiot on his commitment to laziness. If he could apply this dedication to something productive, he wouldn’t be in prison. Back in February, 21-year-old Kierran Batchelor of Coventry, West Midlands, England was arrested for robbing two houses. He got a suspended 40-week sentence, as long as he met with a probation officer DAILY at 10:00 A.M. But he missed several meetings, and on Friday, he was back in court with a RIDICULOUS request. He asked the judge if he could go to prison . . . because he just couldn’t wake up for the 10:00 A.M. meetings. Now . . . he WAS working at a warehouse from 10:00 P.M. to 6:00 A.M. But you’d THINK he could’ve figured out a way to adjust his schedule to work that job AND make his appointments. But he couldn’t. The judge said he was prepared to give Kierran a second chance even after missing the meetings, but Kierran didn’t want it, so the judge sent him to prison for 40 weeks. Kierran thanked him as he was led out of the courtroom in handcuffs.
Last October, 48-year-old Guy Labar of Pennsylvania was arrested for allegedly EXPOSING HIS JUNK to a truck driver as they were driving next to each other. The truck driver says Guy was next to him with the dome light on, and slowed down so the truck driver could see his genitalia. Cops came and arrested him for indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct. Guy was in court this week and explained that the truck driver had it all wrong . . . he wasn’t flashing, he was MANSCAPING in the car. If you’re not familiar with the term, that means he was grooming his hair down there. The judge didn’t quite believe him . . . but did give him a good deal. Guy was put into a first offenders program where he’ll just have two years of probation, and a few fines and court fees.