BEST OF THE W.A.R BLOG AND PODCAST (06/25 – 06/29)

The BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK BLOG and PODCAST is up and ready for you to check out! We started the WEEK with LESBIAN STORIES and introduced a GREAT NEW Dumbass Contest called “FAT CHICK or SKINNY CHICK!”  Of course you can get caught up with all the Headline Hooshe, Bitch Be Tripping (and PRICK BE TRIPPIN) and we had some great Friday Fail Stories and a banner week for FREAKS! See it, read it, LISTEN TO IT ALL RIGHT NOW

FROM MONDAY:

Today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS has us looking at the 7 surprisingly common sexual fantasies for women. Plus, we also open up the phones and let the ladies call in and share their most intimate or craziest LESBIAN EXPERIENCE! SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CONTINUE HERE!

Today’s DRIVE BY WHORE mark is a broad named Elaine. She and her BF were high school sweet hearts but she totally changed when they moved in together. Apparently, she had 3 relationships, two abortions, and had slept with more dudes then she could count….all while they were still together and just not living together. FAIL! WE COMING FOR YOU BITCH! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

We can safely say that this particular psychic has ZERO mind-reading ability. Someone called in to his show and pretended to be the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Not Will Smith the rapper . . . but his character from the TV show. Its actually pretty damn entertaining and hilarious. CHECK IT OUT HERE

Well this just isn’t sanitary. Last week, a new grocery store opened in Germany and offered a full shopping cart’s worth of free groceries to the first 100 people who showed up TOTALLY NUDE. The manager says they expected about 10 people to show up naked. Instead, at least 250 showed up. And apparently, most of the nude shoppers headed straight to the alcohol section for their free groceries. Continue HERE!

This is an interesting idea, and the execution is pretty cool, too: Someone took scenes from famous R-rated movies and re-imagined them as pages from children’s books. The movies include “The Big Lebowski”, “Fight Club”, “Goodfellas”, “Seven” and “The Shining”, to name a few. CLICK HERE TO SEE SOME OF THEM

Well, we are talking Sandusky in jail (which is for sure GOOD NEWS) and we are talking about some other really good news! A 14 year old stops a robber and a group have kids have coached some other kids to a championship! SEE THE GOOD NEWS HERE!

FROM TUESDAY:

A Ninja sent us over this photo with an email that simply said, “Family Reunion True JeffCo Style. She wanted to know if our listeners could come up with other good captions. Are you up for the challenge? Who will have the best comment for the JeffCo Family Reunion Photo? WINNER WILL BE PICKED FRIDAY AT NOON! PLACE YOUR COMMENT HERE!

It’s almost our nation’s birthday, so I have a gift we can ALL enjoy. Pictures of JESSICA BIEL’S butt in a bikini. You’re welcome. CLICK HERE TO SEE SOME BOOTY

CHECK OUT THIS A-HOLE AND THE MUGSHOT OF THE DAY! Seriously, I ask you drunk man who was tasered and said that you have every disease imaginable. What the HELL is all over your tongue?! It’s disgusting. And so is your mugshot! CHECK IT OUT HERE

We’ve all heard stories that leave you with no words right? Some stories are just to amazing to be true. And by amazing we mean UNREAL! It leaves you with only one thing the say…and that is…GET THE F$#! OUTTA HERE! CHECK OUT THE FULL STORIES HERE!

“Rolling Stone” recently polled their readers to come up with a list of The Top 10 Hair Metal Songs of All Time. They released the results this weekend. All the songs were released during the Hair Metal Heyday of 1982 to 1990 . . . which isn’t surprising . . . and DEF LEPPARD, GUNS N’ ROSES and MOTLEY CRUE had multiple songs make the Top 10. SEE THE LIST HERE

When did ELMO get so filled with HATE? Last weekend in Central Park in New York City, a man dressed in a full, furry, head-to-toe Elmo costume was arrested . . . after going on a loud, public, anti-Semitic rant. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because we give out your phone number on the AIR! PLAY THE GAME HERE

Last week, police in Kentucky were called to a Walmart after a woman used the bathroom . . . and ended up SUPER GLUED to the toilet seat. It took emergency crews more than an hour to get her free. The police and Walmart say they’re investigating how the toilet seat ended up covered in glue. CHECK IT OUT HERE

By now, you have heard about the elderly bus monitor who got harassed on the bus. And people started raising money for her so she could retire and go on a vacation. Well she almost has about $700K! So we ask…should she keep the money?! VOTE HERE

FROM WEDNESDAY:

Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

 

You have tons of vodka lying around. Maybe your friends left it. Maybe it was on sale. Maybe you bought it because it’s cheap and you heard you could make it into whatever booze you want. What? SEE THE BOOZE NEWS HERE

 

An 18-year-old high school senior in Brooklyn is headed to college this fall to study electrical engineering . . . and he just won a pretty sweet graduation present. He bought a two-dollar scratch-off lottery ticket last month, and won the grand prize . . . $1,000 a week for the REST of his LIFE. He was presented with a check for a million dollars this week, which covers the first 20 years. SEE THE GOOD NEWS HERE!

 

Today, we have some food news. But, for once, it’s not GOOD food news. We talk about a shortage that could effect some of the Good Humor ice cream products. AND – now Hebrew National Dogs may not even be KOSHER! WE SMELL LAWSUIT! READ THE NEWS HERE!

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

There’s a video making the rounds online where two older ladies talk smack on a city bus, and drop a TON of f-bombs while they argue over who paid what, who should shut up . . . who cares. These bitches need their mouths washed out with soap! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

 

Teachers have it rough. They have to put up with a TON of bullshit from OTHER people’s kids. AND…..when these kids start acting like a-holes, there’s nothing the teachers can do these days besides sit back and get shit on by these little candy eating pricks. EXCEPT THIS GUY! CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT HERE!

 

You’ve heard CHRIS KELLEY doing ESPN’s “This . . . is SportsCenter” voiceovers for 13 YEARS, and now you can put a face to the voice. Chris showed up on SportsCenter in person for the first time recently . . . and he’s kind of SCARY-LOOKING. SEE IT HERE

MEGAN FOX is definitely pregnant. She didn’t announce it, but her STOMACH did. She and her husband, BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN took a little anniversary trip to Hawaii and Megan was in a bikini. CLICK HERE TO SEE SOME PHOTOS

FROM THURSDAY:

A Ninja sent us over this photo with an email that simply said, “Family Reunion True JeffCo Style. She wanted to know if our listeners could come up with other good captions. Are you up for the challenge? Who will have the best comment for the JeffCo Family Reunion Photo? WINNER WILL BE PICKED FRIDAY AT NOON! PLACE YOUR COMMENT HERE!

Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

Woody and Rizz had Kevin Nealon call into the show to discuss a couple of things. First, his brand new book Yes, You’re Pregnant, But What About Me? and he is chatting the new (and final) season of WEEDS. With Woody’s wife pregnant, he’s interested in what he has to say about his book! LISTEN TO THE INTERVIEW HERE

 

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

So normally on Thursdays we only do BITCH BE TRIPPIN…but there have been some many dudes trippin out in the news that we are switching things up. Ladies…you get a free pass…for now. Because w/ today’s DISCOUNT NEWS, we bring to you, PRICKS BE TRIPPIN! CHECK THEM ALL HERE

If you haven’t seen enough of the OCTOMOM in various states of undress yet, here are some new bikini pics. To be honest…..her body doesn’t look that bad. It’s her FACE that’s the big problem. Question is…….would you hit it? CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS AND VOTE!

Here we go……again. PAZ DE LA HUERTA is naked. That’s all she ever seems to do. Not complaining, just making an observation. She’s got a whorish quality to her…certainly not a “hot chick” but not butt ugly either. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOT-HOES

 

Who doesn’t love “The Goonies”? Find me that person. You can’t, and you wanna know why? BECAUSE THEY DON’T EXIST! Here’s some pictures of the cast THEN and NOW. Obviously you can’t get everyone…..Ma Fratelli is dead…..so is the dude who played SLOTH. Enjoy! CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!

 

Doctors have released pretty graphic photos showing the recovery of the Miami cannibal victim, the 65-year-old homeless man, Ronald Poppo…..who had over HALF of his face eaten off by that asshole high on bath salts. Doctors say that he’s temporarily blind, but recovering well. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE UPDATED PICTURE

FROM FRIDAY:

Ok….let’s see what you can notice that’s WEIRD in this photo…it’s a nice young couple in Indiana…..they just got married down at the courthouse. Anything stand out as ODD to you here? CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

It was only a matter of time that we put this together. But here it is. It’s everything you need to know about Kate Upton. From her CatDaddy dance to her pictures from the SI Swimsuit shoot….you can find it all right here. Thank you little baby bearded Jesus…and…before you click: You’re welcome. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

Apparently JESUS, like the rest of us……Lord loves him some Chinese food! Your latest Jesus sighting comes from Sunderland, England . . . where two HAMMERED DRUNK guys noticed him hanging out on the wall of a late-night Chinese takeout restaurant. SEE THE PICTURE HERE!

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

Today’s DRIVE BY WHORE mark is a broad named Elaine. She and her BF were high school sweet hearts but she totally changed when they moved in together. Apparently, she had 3 relationships, two abortions, and had slept with more dudes then she could count….all while they were still together and just not living together. FAIL! WE COMING FOR YOU BITCH! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

A 15-year-old kid in Oklahoma went with his mother to a gym around midnight last Thursday. The kid’s mom was weirded out when 24-year-old Betsy Ann Brashear was openly flirting with her son. A man who was working out later told the mom that he saw her son go into a tanning booth with Betsy. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT HAS US ASKING…GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY. CHECK OUT THE DETAILS AND VOTE HERE

Yesterday, in a somewhat surprising decision, the Supreme Court voted five-to-four to uphold “Obamacare” . . . the health insurance reforms created by PRESIDENT OBAMA and passed by Congress more than two years ago. If you’re a little lost with the whole thing……don’t feel bad. Most average people are WAY confused about what this all means. So to break it down…..here are a few important things you need to know about that Supreme Court decision and what it means to you. GET INFORMED HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters.ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE

Who will win the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK?! Which of the following with get their certificate in the mail? The lovely Home Depot Hookers?! The father/son team who was caught naked…and fighting…over drugs and a woman?! The guy who tried to get away from cops by doo-dooin’ all over the place? Or will it be the car that was a prize at a state fair? See who wins BY CLICKING HERE!

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