SHOW BLOG for FRIDAY June 29th, 2012

Today’s FULL SHOW BLOG has us playing yet ANOTHER round of FAT CHICK or SKINNY CHICK.  Plus, we have a GUILTY/NOT GUILTY poll for you to vote on.  New Kate Upton pictures, Friday Fail Stories, plus we crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK!  You can get all caught up on the FULL SHOW BLOG by clicking

PHOTO:

Ok….let’s see what you can notice that’s WEIRD in this photo…it’s a nice young couple in Indiana…..they just got married down at the courthouse. Anything stand out as ODD to you here? CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

It was only a matter of time that we put this together. But here it is. It’s everything you need to know about Kate Upton. From her CatDaddy dance to her pictures from the SI Swimsuit shoot….you can find it all right here. Thank you little baby bearded Jesus…and…before you click: You’re welcome. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

Apparently JESUS, like the rest of us……Lord loves him some Chinese food! Your latest Jesus sighting comes from Sunderland, England . . . where two HAMMERED DRUNK guys noticed him hanging out on the wall of a late-night Chinese takeout restaurant. SEE THE PICTURE HERE!

AUDIO:

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES!  Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST.  Here is how it works.  We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz.  They have one mission.  The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

Today’s DRIVE BY WHORE mark is a broad named Elaine.  She and her BF were high school sweet hearts but she totally changed when they moved in together.  Apparently, she had 3 relationships, two abortions, and had slept with more dudes then she could count….all while they were still together and just not living together.  FAIL!  WE COMING FOR YOU BITCH! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

WAR TOPICS:

A 15-year-old kid in Oklahoma went with his mother to a gym around midnight last Thursday. The kid’s mom was weirded out when 24-year-old Betsy Ann Brashear was openly flirting with her son.  A man who was working out later told the mom that he saw her son go into a tanning booth with Betsy.  WHAT HAPPENS NEXT HAS US ASKING…GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY.  CHECK OUT THE DETAILS AND VOTE HERE

Yesterday, in a somewhat surprising decision, the Supreme Court voted five-to-four to uphold “Obamacare” . . . the health insurance reforms created by PRESIDENT OBAMA and passed by Congress more than two years ago. If you’re a little lost with the whole thing……don’t feel bad. Most average people are WAY confused about what this all means. So to break it down…..here are a few important things you need to know about that Supreme Court decision and what it means to you. GET INFORMED HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE

WAR DAILYS:

In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat about what movies you can check out this weekend, and what happened at Snoop Dogg’s Norway Adventure!  Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and YOUR WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAYS! ALL OF YOUR CRAP ON CONTINUES HERE

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a hitman…going after a…hitman?  Yup.  And a man beats his wife…with the oddest weapon we’ve heard in a while.  Plus, we have a couple different stories of people that are SOOOOO fired! ALL NEWS HERE

Who will win the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK?! Which of the following with get their certificate in the mail? The lovely Home Depot Hookers?! The father/son team who was caught naked…and fighting…over drugs and a woman?! The guy who tried to get away from cops by doo-dooin’ all over the place? Or will it be the car that was a prize at a state fair? See who wins BY CLICKING HERE!

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