SHOW BLOG for TUESDAY JULY 10th, 2012

On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG we have some MUST SEE’S, MUST READS, and MUST HEAR!  First lets rock out the MUST SEE’S:  Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST was FAT CHICK SKINNY CHICK and you can SEE the picture of today’s contestant.  Also, check out the SACK EATING fish!  Today’s MUST READS are the HEADLINE HOOSHE, DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY, and the CRAP ON CELEBS.  And the MUST HEAR is a call we got from a listener named DONNA who was pissed about our FAT CHICK/SKINNY CHICK game.  We got her to do something…that you’ll NEVER believe. 

AUDIO:

So we got a phone call from a listener named DONNA who was apparently a little upset that we were playing FAT CHICK or SKINNY CHICK.  According to Donna, we are racists and should never play the game again.  She had a terrible phone connection though…so Woody had a plan to help her out. LISTEN TO DONNA’S CALL HERE

Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST.  Here is how it works.  We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz.  They have one mission.  The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

Today’s WHORING has us chatting about BETH…a woman who told her boyfriend she was pregnant with their kid.  One problem…when the birth came…there was just one tiny issue… CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

PHOTO:

There’s a rare fish in Papua New Guinea and other South Pacific countries called the pacu fish.  And it attacks and kills men by . . . BITING OFF and EATING THEIR TESTICLES.  One of these just surfaced in a lake in southern Illinois.  State officials say it must’ve been illegally dumped there . . . and they believe it was the only one. CHECK OUT THIS THING…AND BE TERRIFIED!

 

WAR TOPICS:

Today’s DOUCHEBAG of the DAY is a listen vote!  We give you three stories and you have to go through them and see who gets the honor of being today’s DOUCHE OF THE DAY!  We have the mother of the 32 pound 10 year old, a mom trying to sell her daughters virginity and a chick videotaping the abuse of her daughter CHECK IT OUT HERE

WOW…This is totally a PARENT OF THE YEAR NOMINEE! Airport security in the United Arab Emirates have spotted a five-month-old baby in luggage during an x-ray scan. Airline authorities are investigating the parents who tried to sneak their baby into the Gulf country by hiding him in their carry-on baggage. SEE THE PHOTO HERE

WAR DAILYS:

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us chatting about a guy…who did some super sweet to his already SUPER SWEET Pinto.  Seriously.  When you create your own fuel system on a FORD PINTO then it’s def classified of HEADLINE HOOSHE! SEE IT ALL HERE

Today’s Sports has us chatting about the HOMERUN DERBY…and the All-Star Game going down tonight.  Plus,  Reggie Jackson really should just keep his mouth shut and what is better than soccer news?  WOMEN’S SOCCER NEWS! CHECK IT OUT HERE

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Tom and Katie settling their divorce…and it was hella quick! Plus the drummer for Ted Nugent sure knows how to party.  AND OF COURSE, we have today’s CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and world famous PORNO BIRTHDAY! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about the big boobed robber getting busted and even though it’s not Wednesday, we chat some CREEPERS IN THE NEWS! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

 

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Woody and Rizzuto: Insensitivity Training For A Politically Correct World. Class is in session Mon-Fri 6am-10am (central). Stream live: http://1057thepoint.com
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