THAT SUCKS: ATTACK OF THE SACK FISH!

There’s a rare fish in Papua New Guinea and other South Pacific countries called the pacu fish.  And it attacks and kills men by . . . BITING OFF and EATING THEIR TESTICLES.  One of these just surfaced in a lake in southern Illinois.  State officials say it must’ve been illegally dumped there . . . and they believe it was the only one.

Well this pretty much guarantees I’m not going swimming in any lakes, streams, creeks, ponds, or swimmin’ holes this summer. There’s a rare fish in Papua New Guinea and other South Pacific countries called the pacu fish.  Its nickname is the “BALL CUTTER” because it attacks men by . . . wait for it . . . BITING OFF and EATING THEIR TESTICLES. And a pacu fish just surfaced in a lake in southern Illinois. Last month, a fisherman caught one in Lake Lou Yaeger in Litchfield, Illinois.  He thought it was a piranha but it didn’t have sharp piranha teeth . . . it looked like it had HUMAN TEETH. The Illinois Department of Natural Resources examined it and determined it was a pacu fish.  They assume the fish was illegally dumped in the lake . . . and they believe it was the only one, so it’s allegedly safe to swim there. Supposedly, at least two fishermen in Papua New Guinea have died after the pacu ripped off their testes . . . and they bled to death.

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6 Responses to THAT SUCKS: ATTACK OF THE SACK FISH!

  1. Anthony says:

    I think these fisherman should be arrested for using testicles as bait!

  2. high says:

    Fuckesr u got me I told my whole work about the man sack eating fish

  3. Danny says:

    check out animal planet/river monsters thats the same fish they fish for. its called the red bllied pacu

  4. David says:

    Saw that fish on an episode of River Monsters. Can’t remember what country its from. Nasty lil bastards!

  5. G.D. says:

    Was gonna dunk the satchel in the lake like a double stuffed oreo. There goes my my plans…

  6. mike says:

    We have caught these fish in the lakes at new town st charles,the conservation dept. Told us it happens all the time? Anyway theres a triathalon there sunday I hope everyone wears tight shorts

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