BITCHES BE TRIPPIN (07/12/12) [AUDIO]

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN!

HERE ARE TODAY’S BITCH BE TRIPPIN STORIES AND CALLERS! LISTEN BELOW:
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MARTHA STEWART loves animals.  And she proves it by BITING THEIR FACES.  For real.  Martha got some new kittens recently, and she posted a picture of her biting one of them on the face. She said, quote, “As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face.  This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.

Who says OLD PEOPLE still don’t get it on?  Meet 70 year old Virginia Valdez.  She was recently in court because of an incident that happened back in December.  See, Virginia was “massaging the intimate areas of her husband” when she told him that she was going to brush her teeth.  When she came back, she had a pair of scissors, and yup, snip snip, cut of his johnson.  Now, of course the husband jumped up, screamed, ran to the bathroom, got towels, applied pressure, and drove HIMSELF to the hospital. On his way, he called 911 and screamed QUOTE “BITCH TRIED TO CUT MY RICHARD OFF!”  The woman was arrested and is being charged with spousal abuse and assault with a deadly weapon….and there is an update as to if the man’s area is OK.  He received 4 stitches and recovered fine.

A 30 year old woman from England was recently sentenced serious jail time after she stabbed her husband in the HEART…all because she thought he was married to someone else.  This crazy broad thought once her husband returned to his home in Iran that he had married someone from his native country and when he returned she said she had a “surprise” for him. They got naked in bed and she asked him to close his eyes.  That’s when she gave him the surprise of his life. A knife straight through his heart.  Dude suffered massive blood loss and BARELY survived after numerous surgeries.  A judge in the case said that the woman QUOTE “lured him to have sex, just to get him in the position where he could strike him in the heart.” She was charged with wounding with intent and will face 11 years in prison.

I know ice cream is like SUGARY GOLD with the high temperatures right now.  But, believe it or not, sometimes there are more important things than ice cream. On Sunday night, 58-year-old Flora Burkhart of Van Buren, Arkansas was driving home and rear-ended a pickup truck.  Instead of stopping to exchange insurance info, she just TOOK OFF. The pickup driver called 911 and followed her home.  The cops came to the house and confronted her about the hit-and-run. And she explained, quote, “I left because I didn’t want my ice cream to melt.”  The temperature was about 100 degrees at the time.  Flora was cited for leaving the scene of an accident and driving too close.

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