SHOW BLOG for THURSDAY JULY 12th, 2012

On today’s BLOG there are a few nudity/boob related things you have to check out first.  The first one is the pictures of the female athletes from the BODIES Issue of ESPN the Magazine.  Try and figure out which one is our favorite.  Then, when you do that, check out the picture of the broad with the LARGEST NATURAL BOOBS IN THE WORLD! GROSS or SEXY?! Plus we recapped the Drive By Whoring and Freak of the Week and rocked out some Prick AND Bitch Be Trippin Stories!  All that and so much more!

PHOTOS:

There’s a 53-year-old woman in Virginia named Annie Hawkins-Turner who holds the Guinness World Record for LARGEST NATURAL BREASTS.  They’re a size 102-TRIPLE Z . . . they measure 70 inches around . . . each one weighs 42 pounds . . . and she has more than three-and-a-half feet of cleavage. SEE THE GIANT CANS HERE!

ESPN Magazine has spit out their annual Body Issue. We’ve posted a bunch of the pictures here for you to check out……see if you can figure out which one is our personal favorite. (Remember…..we’re insensitive assholes) CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

VIDEOS:

A huge shark jumped out of the water and ripped a fish off a fishing line in Myrtle Beach.  And some guy happened to be standing there filming it. He and his friends were fishing off the deck of a beach house, and they were trying to get the fish in a net when it happened, so it was right in front of them.  Their reaction is the best part. CHECK OUT THE VID HERE

Well, this isn’t something we ever thought we’d see. Via Barstool, here’s 32-year-old occasional actress Ricki Noel Lander, better known around Boston as the close “pal” of Patriots owner Robert Kraft, and she appears to auditioning for the role of “Mary Elena” in something that requires her to be in a bikini. So far, so normal. Then, before we get anywhere in the audition process, out pops (you guessed it!) Bob Kraft to lend some assistance running lines. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

AUDIO:

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

So normally on Thursdays we only do BITCH BE TRIPPIN…but there have been some many dudes trippin out in the news that we are switching things up.  Ladies…you get a free pass…for now. Because w/ today’s DISCOUNT NEWS, we bring to you, PRICKS BE TRIPPIN! CHECK THEM ALL HERE

WAR TOPICS:

Sony and Nielsen have collaborated on a study to determine the “most impactful televised events” in history . . . and perhaps not surprisingly, the September 11th attacks came in at #1. The goal of the study was to determine an “Impact Score” to show which events “caused visceral reactions that are embedded in our memories.”  This is the stuff that became monumental, primarily because of what we saw on TV. CHECK OUT THE TOP 20 HERE

Jack in the Box is bolstering its breakfast offerings by adding a limited-time Breakfast Waffle Sandwich to their menu. The McGriddle-esque sandwich features an egg, American cheese and the chain’s new “country-grilled sausage” layered between two waffles, sweetened with maple. Like the rest of their breakfast menu, the fast food chain is offering this sandwich all day long.CHECK IT OUT HERE

WAR DAILYS:

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about what people in America REALLY have their minds on and some stuff about Viacom, the new VACATION movies, and some PANTERA news! YEE-EFFIN-HAW! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL

 

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a woman who just gave birth to a baby.  Awww…so sweet!  Well, she also was high on bath salts while she was staying in the hospital and she decided to beat the crap out of some nurses! HOOSHE NEWS HERE

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