The BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK BLOG and PODCAST is up and ready for you to check out! We started the WEEK with RIZZ OUT but nailed it the rest of the week. We introduced a BRAND NEW GAME called Does It Weigh More Than Patrico and played another GREAT Dumbass Contest round of “FAT CHICK or SKINNY CHICK!” which led to ANGRY DONNA calling in. Of course you can get caught up with all the Headline Hooshe, Bitch Be Tripping (and PRICK BE TRIPPIN) and we had some great Friday Fail Stories and a banner week for FREAKS! See it, read it, LISTEN TO IT ALL RIGHT NOW


Rizz was out and it was just Patrico and Woody w/ Mono Tim filling in on the blog.  It’s a little rough on Monday but you can check it out by heading to the main page and reading through it.


So we got a phone call from a listener named DONNA who was apparently a little upset that we were playing FAT CHICK or SKINNY CHICK. According to Donna, we are racists and should never play the game again. She had a terrible phone connection though…so Woody had a plan to help her out. LISTEN TO DONNA’S CALL HERE

Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

Today’s WHORING has us chatting about BETH…a woman who told her boyfriend she was pregnant with their kid. One problem…when the birth came…there was just one tiny issue… CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

There’s a rare fish in Papua New Guinea and other South Pacific countries called the pacu fish. And it attacks and kills men by . . . BITING OFF and EATING THEIR TESTICLES. One of these just surfaced in a lake in southern Illinois. State officials say it must’ve been illegally dumped there . . . and they believe it was the only one. CHECK OUT THIS THING…AND BE TERRIFIED!

Today’s DOUCHEBAG of the DAY is a listen vote! We give you three stories and you have to go through them and see who gets the honor of being today’s DOUCHE OF THE DAY! We have the mother of the 32 pound 10 year old, a mom trying to sell her daughters virginity and a chick videotaping the abuse of her daughter CHECK IT OUT HERE

WOW…This is totally a PARENT OF THE YEAR NOMINEE! Airport security in the United Arab Emirates have spotted a five-month-old baby in luggage during an x-ray scan. Airline authorities are investigating the parents who tried to sneak their baby into the Gulf country by hiding him in their carry-on baggage. SEE THE PHOTO HERE


KATE UPTON is still making headlines for that ridiculously hot “GQ” photo shoot she did. Today we have three WET T-SHIRT outtakes from the shoot, in which Kate’s “thermometers” are VERY visible. HEADS UP: There is technically nudity so we have to post it on TWITTERCLICK HERE FOR THE LINK TO THE PHOTOS

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! IT’S A PLAYOFF ROUND…SO HERE WE GO! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the NEXT ROUND TO CLAIM THE Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

A user on the website Reddit asked fast food workers if they could name any item on their restaurant’s menu they’d NEVER order . . . and why. It got a TON of responses. Here are some highlights. See if you believe any of this…… SEE THEM ALL HERE


There’s a 53-year-old woman in Virginia named Annie Hawkins-Turner who holds the Guinness World Record for LARGEST NATURAL BREASTS. They’re a size 102-TRIPLE Z . . . they measure 70 inches around . . . each one weighs 42 pounds . . . and she has more than three-and-a-half feet of cleavage. SEE THE GIANT CANS HERE!

ESPN Magazine has spit out their annual Body Issue. We’ve posted a bunch of the pictures here for you to check out……see if you can figure out which one is our personal favorite. (Remember…..we’re insensitive assholes) CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

A huge shark jumped out of the water and ripped a fish off a fishing line in Myrtle Beach. And some guy happened to be standing there filming it. He and his friends were fishing off the deck of a beach house, and they were trying to get the fish in a net when it happened, so it was right in front of them. Their reaction is the best part. CHECK OUT THE VID HERE

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

So normally on Thursdays we only do BITCH BE TRIPPIN…but there have been some many dudes trippin out in the news that we are switching things up. Ladies…you get a free pass…for now. Because w/ today’s DISCOUNT NEWS, we bring to you, PRICKS BE TRIPPIN! CHECK THEM ALL HERE

It’s time for another PATRICO MYSTERY INTERVIEW and this time the dudes threw Patrico HOLLYWOOD LEGEND (Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, SNL) and CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA FOUNDER Dan Aykroyd! Check out the video (and the fall out that went down) after the interview! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is a new game on the show. It’s called DOES IT WEIGH MORE THAN PATRICO?! We give you an item or items and you have to tell us if it weighs more than TONY PATRICO! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

So, we all have the friend that is WAY OVER THE TOP with the superstitious stuff of Friday the 13th. So, with it being the 13th – here are some of the crazier things involving the SPOOKY day of Friday the 13th SEE THEM HERE

So we have a story from a dude who DEF. does not realize how to get a job. And that gave us the idea to share to you guys how you should NOT go into a job interview and some common mistakes on their resume. This could be very helpful for you! SEE THE FAILS HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE




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