Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES!  Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious!


We found some new footage of the San Diego fireworks fiasco, and it’s from a lot closer than the other videos were.  Twenty minutes worth of fireworks went off in about 30 seconds.

Eiliya Maida used a propane blowtorch to clear cobwebs in the backyard … before dry plants ignited and started an attic fire, said George Basbous, Maida’s brother-in-law. While Maida went into the front yard unaware, Basbous noticed smoke rising from the top of the house. ‘And that’s when I went crazy,’ Basbous said

Russian illusionist Ilya Safronov was rushed to hospital after swallowing a razor sharp hook during a magic trick that went horribly wrong. The talented magician was performing his ‘hook from the eye’ trick in front of Ukrainian television cameras when crew realised that it had not gone to plan.  His latest performance went horribly wrong after he swallowed the razor sharp device The illusionist’s brothers, who were part of the act, initially intended to remove the hook themselves before Safronov came clean to producers Soon after Safronov started the gimmick, in which he appears to swallow a hook and then retrieve it from his eye, staff became aware that something was wrong. It emerged that instead of pretending to eat the hook Safronov had actually swallowed it for real. The illusionist’s brothers, who were part of the act, initially intended to remove the hook themselves.

A Victorville man ran over his wife with his SUV during an argument and then was killed as he sped away and crashed through a highway guardrail in San Bernardino County, authorities said. Kenneth Amaya Jr., 34, apparently lost control of his vehicle Saturday afternoon and was ejected as it rolled down an embankment. Amaya, who was not wearing a seat belt, was pronounced dead at the scene. The name of Amaya’s wife was not released because she was a victim of domestic violence. She was airlifted to Arrowhead Medical Center in critical condition with extensive injuries but was able to talk. Her condition Tuesday could not be confirmed. Witnesses said Amaya and his wife had pulled the GMC Yukon to the side of the road by Main Street in Hesperia and were fighting when he jumped back into the vehicle, ran her over and drove off. Authorities then began searching for Amaya in what was then considered an attempted murder case; they did not know his whereabouts until his fatal crash.


A guy in Jersey called the cops because he claimed a bank teller had stolen $100,000 from his account…but it turns out his account included over $500,000 he’d stolen himself using phony tax returns!  FAIL!

Only 1 in 1,000 hatchlings make it to adulthood in the lives of leatherback turtles.  Workers in Trinidad were redirecting a river that was endangering a major nesting habitat for the turtles…when a bulldozer and an excavator accidentally rolled over said nesting place CRUSHING HUNDREDS of the hatchlings.  FAIL!

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