FRIDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Steven Tyler leaving American Idol, and we have some movie trailers for you to check out.  Also, Breaking Bad fans can see the premiere even if you have DISH NETWORK!  Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS AND TODAY’S PORNO BDAY!

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There’s at least ONE open seat at the “American Idol” judges’ table. Yesterday, STEVEN TYLER announced that he was quitting “Idol” to focus on AEROSMITH. He released this Steven-esque statement:  Quote, “After some long, hard thoughts, I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit. For what it’s worth, a “source close to the show” says that it may not have been Steven’s call.  The source says “Idol” might not have invited him back. But Fox had this to say:  Quote, “We are very sad that Steven has chosen to focus more on his music, but we always knew when we hired a rock ‘n’ roll legend, he would go back to the music.  [We] would love to have him back on the show anytime.”

AMC has announced that it will make the fifth season premiere of “Breaking Bad” available as a live stream online Sunday night.  They’re doing this because the Dish Network recently dropped AMC due to an ongoing contract dispute. AMC also took a shot at Dish in their announcement. They said they want to give Dish customers “an extra week to switch providers so they can enjoy the rest of the season.”  In other words, it doesn’t sound like they plan on streaming any of the following episodes. Subscribers can go AMCTV.com/BreakingBad4Dish starting today at 3:00 P.M. Eastern to register for access. This is in contrast to the way Viacom is handling their standoff with DirecTV. Earlier this week, Viacom yanked full episodes of their shows from the Internet to put pressure on DirecTV.  They want consumers to complain to DirecTV about not being able to watch their channels’ content.

Rock stars often make inflated claims about how many women they’ve nailed, but this one comes from an independent source: Christopher Andersen . . . who wrote that new MICK JAGGER biography “Mick:  The Wild and Mad Genius of Jagger” . . . says Mick has bedded about 4,000 people. And I say “people” because not all of them were women.  We know of at least ONE dude on Mick’s “hit it” list. I’m talking about that now-legendary story in which DAVID BOWIE’S wife came home one time back in the day and found Mick and her husband in bed. JERRY HALL proclaimed after putting up with his infidelity for 23 years that he was a sex addict, and she asked him to get help. “Keith Richards asked him to get help, and they were thrilled when he sought help from a sex therapist.  Until he seduced the sex therapist.”

Forbes.com has put out a list of The Highest-Paid Celebrities Under 30, and TAYLOR SWIFT came out on top.  Between May of LAST year and this past May, Taylor pulled down an estimated $57 MILLION. To come up with their estimates, Forbes looked at “album and concert sales, movie paydays, profit participation, endorsements and advertising work.”  Athletes were NOT included in this list.

Here’s the Top 10:
1.)  Taylor Swift, $57 million . . . She’s 22.
2.)  Justin Bieber, $55 million . . . He’s 18.
3.)  Rihanna, $53 million . . . She’s 24.
4.)  Lady Gaga, $52 million . . . She’s 26.
5.)  Katy Perry, $45 million . . . She’s 27.
6.)  Adele, $35 million . . . She’s 24.
7.)  Kristen Stewart, $34.5 million . . . She’s 22.
8.)  Lil Wayne, $27 million . . . He’s 29.
9.)  Taylor Lautner, $26.5 million . . . He’s 20
10.)  Robert Pattinson, $26.5 million . . . He’s 26.

The first trailer for SAM RAIMI’S “Wizard of Oz” prequel, “Oz:  The Great and Powerful”, premiered at Comic Con.  (–And you can check it out on today’s show blog. The film tells the story of how a circus magician is transported to Oz and becomes its leader.  It stars JAMES FRANCO in the title role. It also stars MILA KUNIS as the Wicked Witch of the West, RACHEL WEISZ as the Wicked Witch of the East and MICHELLE WILLIAMS and Glinda the Good Witch.  It doesn’t come out until next March.

NEW MOVIES IN THEATRES THIS WEEKEND
1) “Ice Age: Continental Drift” is this week’s only big time release.  This is the fourth “Ice Age” movie. Ray Romano returns as Manny, Queen Latifah is his mate Ellie, John Leguizamo is Sid, Denis Leary is Diego, and Wanda Sykes plays the granny. You may also recognize Patrick Stewart, Nicki Minaj, and “Glee’s” Heather Morris in minor roles.

2) “Red Lights” is a paranormal thriller starring Sigourney Weaver and Cillian Murphy as paranormal investigators trying to expose a blind psychic as a fraud.  He’s played with menacing effect by Robert DeNiro.

3) “The Obama Effect” is a political comedy starring Charles S. Dutton as a guy who becomes obsessed with supporting Obama’s presidential campaign after a health scare. It also stars comedian Katt Williams.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Harrison Ford – 70
–Ken Jeong – 43  (Asian dude from “The Hangover” and “Community”.)
–Forest Whitaker – 51
–Tony Kornheiser – 64  (Host of ESPN’s “Pardon the Interruption”)
–Darrelle Revis – 27  (cornerback for the Jets)
–Rosey Grier – 80  (Former L.A. Rams legend)
–“Cheech” Marin – 66  (Cheech and Chong)
–Terry O’Quinn – 60  (John Locke on “Lost”)
–Adam Savage – 45  (Mythbusters)
–Patrick Stewart – 72  (Professor Xavier AND Captain Picard)
–Eddie Griffin – 44  (“Undercover Brother”)
–Matthew Fox – 46  (“Lost” and “Party of Five”)
–Marky Ramone – 56 (The drummer for The Ramones)
–Brian Austin Green – 39
–Jane Lynch – 52  (Sue Sylvester on “Glee”)
–Kyle “KG” Gass – 52  (Jack Black’s chubbier partner in Tenacious D)
–Jesse Ventura – 61
–Joe Satriani – 56
–Linda “Motherf’n” Ronstadt – 66
–Tom Kenny – 50  (The voice of Spongebob Squarepants)
–The Sultan of Brunei – 66  (He’s worth $40 BILLION.  He set the “Guinness” world record with 200 Rolls-Royces in his garage.  He also changed Brunei’s constitution to make himself infallible . . . that’s incapable of error . . . under Bruneian law)


Brooke Ballentyne – 30 – Today’s birthday girl has driven more balls deep than Prince Fielder…….in 67 fine films including:
“Dear Whore Volume 1”
“Hot Bods And Tail Pipe Volume 27”
“Down The Hatch Volume 8”
“No Holes Barred Volume 1”
“Straight To The A Volume 4”
“Double Stuffed Volume 2”
“Teeny Wet Panties Volume 1”
“Covert Pervert”
Warning I Fuck On The First Date Volume 1”

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