Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going to be a TIGHT competition. Will it be…the guys who mooned and then assaulted the cops? The guy who had his gas tank in the front seat of his PINTO? The man who fought the pregnant lesbians with a PBJ and a SWORD? Or do you think it will be the new mother in the hospital on bath salts?!
FROM MONDAY: Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a guy who was not only was busted at his TRAILER PARK but he was busted MOONING the cops. He also tried to do a little FIGHTIN so it got extra HOOSHE! SEE IT HERE
FROM TUESDAY: Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us chatting about a guy…who did some super sweet to his already SUPER SWEET Pinto. Seriously. When you create your own fuel system on a FORD PINTO then it’s def classified of HEADLINE HOOSHE! READ MORE AND SEE PICS!
FROM WEDNESDAY: Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a Florida man who grabbed a sword and a peanut butter sandwich and tried to shut up some bitches that were making noise outside his trailer home. That right there alone puts you in HOOSHE CAT-ER-GORY! READ MORE HERE!
FROM THURSDAY: Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a woman who just gave birth to a baby. Awww…so sweet! Well, she also was high on bath salts while she was staying in the hospital and she decided to beat the crap out of nurses and cops. READ DETAILS HERE.