On today’s BLOG we have your Friday Fail Stories, the DEBUT of a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST called “DOES IT WEIGH MORE THAN PATRICO” and the guys have a CELEBRITY MYSTERY INTERVIEW for Patrico. Plus, we have your HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK and all your other favorite WOODY AND RIZZ FAVORITES!
LINDSAY LOHAN wore a dress with a skirt that was a little too open in the front, and she showed off her beige panties. There might be a hint of a CAMEL TOE happening here. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS
KATE UPTON is nailing Detroit Tigers pitcher JUSTIN VERLANDER……(how insanely jealous is Rizzuto?) The other day she was watching the Tigers from his box . . . and it looked like she might have been drinking a beer! Kate is only 20 years old, so if she WAS drinking, it was obviously illegal. SEE THE VIDEO HERE!
Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!
It’s time for another PATRICO MYSTERY INTERVIEW and this time the dudes threw Patrico HOLLYWOOD LEGEND (Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, SNL) and CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA FOUNDER Dan Aykroyd! Check out the video (and the fall out that went down) after the interview! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!
Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is a new game on the show. It’s called DOES IT WEIGH MORE THAN PATRICO?! We give you an item or items and you have to tell us if it weighs more than TONY PATRICO! PLAY THE GAME HERE!
So, we all have the friend that is WAY OVER THE TOP with the superstitious stuff of Friday the 13th. So, with it being the 13th – here are some of the crazier things involving the SPOOKY day of Friday the 13th SEE THEM HERE
So we have a story from a dude who DEF. does not realize how to get a job. And that gave us the idea to share to you guys how you should NOT go into a job interview and some common mistakes on their resume. This could be very helpful for you! SEE THE FAILS HERE!
Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Steven Tyler leaving American Idol, and we have some movie trailers for you to check out. Also, Breaking Bad fans can see the premiere even if you have DISH NETWORK! Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS AND TODAY’S PORNO BDAY! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going to be a TIGHT competition. Will it be…the guys who mooned and then assaulted the cops? The guy who had his gas tank in the front seat of his PINTO? The man who fought the pregnant lesbians with a PBJ and a SWORD? Or do you think it will be the new mother in the hospital on bath salts?! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HOOSHE
In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about CREEPERS in the news where a guy met a 12 year old on Facebook…and met her FATHER in real life with a fist to his face. And today’s DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY! (It’s pretty obvious on who it would be…) CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE
Today’s Sports has us chatting about the Cards, a loss and an addition for them. Plus, we talk DREAM TEAM II and Terrell Owens…the ULTIMATE EFF UP! ALL SPORTS HERE