Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE of course comes from Florida, and involves some neighbors ready to THROW DOWN! What makes it hooshe?! One guy calls his mother a whore and then puts the fight on delay because he has to take a crap. CLASSY!
A Florida man reportedly threatened to beat up his neighbor, but had to first answer the call of nature before doing so. The defecation delay gave the threatened man a chance to call the local authorities on his riled neighbor, 54-year-old Robert Gabriel Gernot. The argument began when the unidentified complainant tried to engage Gernot in a conversation, only to be told that he was not in a talking mood. In an effort to avoid a fight, Gernot’s neighbor allegedly went to his house to give him a cigarette and a beer, while also taking care of planting a plant for Gernot’s mother. But when Gernot began to call his own mother a “dirty whore,” his neighbor told police that he tried to defend her honor, asking Gernot to “stop talking to his mother like that.” “He threatened me, so I threatened him back,” the report continues, adding that Gernot followed the neighbor back to his house after their confrontation. “[Gernot] started walking up the driveway … while threatening … ‘When I get done taking a sh*t, I am going to kick your f**king *ss.’” Gernot was arrested for assault after police arrived on the scene.