SEXY TIME FUN FACTS: ANAL & SPICING UP YOUR SEX LIFE

We got an email from a listener who had a question about ANAL SEX and that led us to talking about SPICING UP YOUR SEXY LIFE.  We’ve got some stats on INTIMACY HELP and some other things that you may want to learn yourself on about spicing up your action in the bedroom!

CHECK OUT TODAY’S SEXY TIME FUN FACTS AND LISTEN TO THE SEGMENT ON THE PLAYER BELOW:

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We got this email and thought we would let you guys help us out with it…

—–Original Message—–
From: Ann [mailto:xxxxxx@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thu 7/12/2012 7:33 PM
To: Woody and Rizzuto
Subject: questions for men?

I heard a segment of text pole type questions. I have one for you guys, hope you use it. I’ve been married about a year, second marriage, blended family. My husband and I have done anal about 10 times in the 2+years of our dating, engagement and marriage. When I asked him if he liked it or how it felt he said that it was fine, but he liked my va-jay-jay better. BTW, I’m a multi-orgasmic chick. He says the anal thing is just to be raw and nasty and he loves my “museum P%$$@”. Is this true of most men? Is the anal thing just about dominance, or does it feel better. Thanks guys, Suck IT!

Ann,
St. Peters

Leave your THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS below in the comment section!

 

A national sex survey by Trojan has some good news and bad news for you.  The Good News:  You’re having sex more this year than last year.  The average person will have sex 151 times this year . . . or 2.9 times a week.  That’s 31 more times than last year.   The Bad News:  You won’t like it as much.  Only 67% of people say that they’re satisfied with their sex life this year . . . that’s down from 76% last year.    People are trying to spice things up.  48% of us have tried to improve our sex lives by having spontaneous sex more often.  40% of us are using lubricant to make things more interesting . . . 32% are using dirty talk to spice it up . . . and 36% are having sex someplace new.  Outdoors was the most-popular new location to try.

HERE IS SOME AIDS THAT CAME OVER FROM THE NATIONAL SURVEY:
– VIBRATOR
– 50 SHADES OF GREY (SEE BELOW)
– PORN
– PLAYBOY
– ANAL BEADS
– A MISTRESS
– SWINGING
– BUTT PLUG
– DOUBLE PENETRATION
– KEGEL EXERCISER
– EROTIC FURNITURE
– A BLOW UP DOLL
– NIPPLE CLAMPS/PENIS LOCK
– TRIP TO THE STRIP JOINT

 

Now that “Fifty Shades of Grey” has made female-friendly porno-lite popular, it begs the question:  After they read the book, are women changing their OWN sex lives to make them more like the book?  And apparently, the answer is DEFINITELY. According to a new survey, 90% of women who’ve read the book have liked at least one sexual scenario from it.
Here’s the breakdown . . .
90% like the idea of being a submissive woman, like the virgin character Ana.
80% like the idea of being with a dominant male, like the Christian Grey character.
47% say the book made them experiment or want to experiment with BLINDFOLDS or BONDAGE GEAR.
43% say the book made them experiment or want to experiment with HANDCUFFS and ROLE PLAYING.

Meanwhile, if you’re wondering, the woman who wrote “Fifty Shades of Grey” is E.L. JAMES . . . and she’s now making approximately $1.34 MILLION PER WEEK in sales.  Porno for women sells.

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